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Browsers
September 21, 2013 at 11:38 pm
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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 12:12 am
Yahoo!
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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 2:29 pm
(September 22, 2013 at 12:12 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Yahoo!

Yahoo isn't a browser because this is a website. I suppose that you're jocking.

A non-exhaustive list of browser :
1.Internet Explorer
2.Firefox
3.Google Chrome
4.Opera
5.Safari
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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Ah, you silly jocker.
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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 3:48 pm
LOL

Microsoft for the win as usual.
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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 3:52 pm
(September 22, 2013 at 2:29 pm)viocjit Wrote:
(September 22, 2013 at 12:12 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Yahoo!

Yahoo isn't a browser because this is a website. I suppose that you're jocking.

A non-exhaustive list of browser :
1.Internet Explorer
2.Firefox
3.Google Chrome
4.Opera
5.Safari

I meant that as a...

It was a play on...

Aw, shit...nevermind.
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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 5:41 pm
OK - true story. This just happened - I fixed it in the last 10 minutes.

All day my email program (Windows Live Mail) was refusing to go online. I would click the button that said "Go Online" and it would tell me to go fuck myself....(virtually.) It was annoying but I was seeing my email on my phone so I knew there was nothing urgent going on. Anyway, I went out and when I came back I went into Google and put in "Windows Live Mail Go Online button not functioning" without the quotes. I got plenty of hits and the first one was a web forum where someone noted that they had accidentally hit the "Go Offline" button and couldn't get it to go back "online." It was possible I did that and the solution was to go into Internet Explorer and access a web site. I did. It then said "IE must go online to access this web page" Okay? I clicked "Okay." It then said "Go Back offline?" I said "go fuck yourself" while clicking no.

As promised, when I went back to Live Mail the system was online.

What kind of a fucking moron devises such a system?
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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 5:45 pm
(September 22, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What kind of a fucking moron devises such a system?

This guy.

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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 5:58 pm
(September 22, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: OK - true story. This just happened - I fixed it in the last 10 minutes.

All day my email program (Windows Live Mail) was refusing to go online. I would click the button that said "Go Online" and it would tell me to go fuck myself....(virtually.) It was annoying but I was seeing my email on my phone so I knew there was nothing urgent going on. Anyway, I went out and when I came back I went into Google and put in "Windows Live Mail Go Online button not functioning" without the quotes. I got plenty of hits and the first one was a web forum where someone noted that they had accidentally hit the "Go Offline" button and couldn't get it to go back "online." It was possible I did that and the solution was to go into Internet Explorer and access a web site. I did. It then said "IE must go online to access this web page" Okay? I clicked "Okay." It then said "Go Back offline?" I said "go fuck yourself" while clicking no.

As promised, when I went back to Live Mail the system was online.

What kind of a fucking moron devises such a system?

One more reason to keep using gmail... Tongue
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RE: Browsers
September 22, 2013 at 6:49 pm
(September 22, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: OK - true story. This just happened - I fixed it in the last 10 minutes.

All day my email program (Windows Live Mail) was refusing to go online. I would click the button that said "Go Online" and it would tell me to go fuck myself....(virtually.) It was annoying but I was seeing my email on my phone so I knew there was nothing urgent going on. Anyway, I went out and when I came back I went into Google and put in "Windows Live Mail Go Online button not functioning" without the quotes. I got plenty of hits and the first one was a web forum where someone noted that they had accidentally hit the "Go Offline" button and couldn't get it to go back "online." It was possible I did that and the solution was to go into Internet Explorer and access a web site. I did. It then said "IE must go online to access this web page" Okay? I clicked "Okay." It then said "Go Back offline?" I said "go fuck yourself" while clicking no.

As promised, when I went back to Live Mail the system was online.

What kind of a fucking moron devises such a system?

Save yourself!
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