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Iesou Chresto -
#31
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I'll get the oil.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(February 20, 2014 at 2:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Bless you, father. Do you want me to turn around and bend over?

My church has not such doctrines, you may seek the nearer catholic church for that. All I have to offer is much happiness with enough boobs untill you die.
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#33
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As "churches" go, that sounds pretty good.
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#34
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(February 20, 2014 at 2:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: As "churches" go, that sounds pretty good.

Sounds like Stimbo has other intentions. Watch your backside.
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#35
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Well, I was just going to be the middleman, but since things are going this way...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#36
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You have a dirty mind Stimbo Consoling
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#37
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I am pure and unsullied.

Give me a sullie, I wouldn't know what to do with it.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(February 20, 2014 at 1:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'll violate the necro-posting rule because this post fits with the prior discussion and I don't feel like re-capping the whole damn thing.

http://www.mountainman.com.au/essenes/ch...stians.htm

Quote:When one investigates the earliest explicit references to "Christian" in the earliest sources of the common era, one comes away empty handed. The earliest evidence is dominated by the occurrence of the term "Chrestian", as is tabulated below. In the Greek language the word Christian is χριστιανος, while the word Chrestian is χρηστιανος. In the Greek manuscript sources which are presented below, the eta (η) invariably occurs instead of the iota (ι).


An interesting writing from the middle 5th century AD in Dalmatia.

https://plus.google.com/+JohnBartram/posts/4GVbzMyQK4Z

Quote:The inscription ordains the payment of a fine to the church chest if another body is placed in that tomb:

HIC REQVIESCIT IN PACE DVION ANCILLA BA
LENTE SE SPONSA DEXTRI DEPOSITA EST III
IDVS SEPTB CONSVLATV DN THEODOSIO
AVG XIII ET VALENTINIANO AG BES CC SS ADIV
RO PER DEVM ET PER LEGES CRESTEANOR
VT QVICVMQVE EXTRANEVS VOLVERIT AL
TERVM CORPVS PONERE VOLVERIT DET
ECLESIE CATOLICE SAL AVR III
- Cemetery of Salona in Dalmatia (430 CE).

Adjuro per Deum et per leges crestianorum - I charge by God and by the law of the Chrestians...that he who dares to place there another body pay Ecclesiae Catholicae Salonitanae aureos III." (three gold pieces).

Hmm.... well Dalmatia was a long way from Rome and things were quickly going to shit in the 5th century. As the Marines say, "there's always one poor dumb son of a bitch who doesn't get the word."

Do you still have that ebook available?

Sorry I must have missed this thread and that post inparticular.
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#39
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Did you get it?
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#40
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(February 20, 2014 at 11:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Did you get it?

I did in deed Uncle Min! Zen has expressed an interest in it's contents. Are you happy for me to forward the PDF along?

Currently up to chapter four - five Big Grin
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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