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Iesou Chresto -
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February 20, 2014 at 2:10 pm
I'll get the oil.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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February 20, 2014 at 2:10 pm
(February 20, 2014 at 2:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Bless you, father. Do you want me to turn around and bend over?

My church has not such doctrines, you may seek the nearer catholic church for that. All I have to offer is much happiness with enough boobs untill you die.
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February 20, 2014 at 2:21 pm
As "churches" go, that sounds pretty good.
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February 20, 2014 at 3:12 pm
(February 20, 2014 at 2:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: As "churches" go, that sounds pretty good.

Sounds like Stimbo has other intentions. Watch your backside.
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February 20, 2014 at 3:46 pm
Well, I was just going to be the middleman, but since things are going this way...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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February 20, 2014 at 3:49 pm (This post was last modified: February 20, 2014 at 3:51 pm by LastPoet.)
You have a dirty mind Stimbo Consoling
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February 20, 2014 at 3:57 pm
I am pure and unsullied.

Give me a sullie, I wouldn't know what to do with it.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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February 20, 2014 at 9:06 pm
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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February 20, 2014 at 11:07 pm
Did you get it?
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February 21, 2014 at 7:02 am (This post was last modified: February 21, 2014 at 7:02 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(February 20, 2014 at 11:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Did you get it?

I did in deed Uncle Min! Zen has expressed an interest in it's contents. Are you happy for me to forward the PDF along?
Currently up to chapter four - five Big Grin
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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