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To piss while sneazing is impossible!!!!!

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To piss while sneazing is impossible!!!!!
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To piss while sneazing is impossible!!!!!
October 5, 2013 at 2:20 am
Therefore: God Exists!
Even Carlin did a routine on that, Take that atheists!


Felt apropriate at the moment, to mention that
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RE: To piss while sneazing is impossible!!!!!
October 5, 2013 at 2:22 am
"You just might blow your asshole out" Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: To piss while sneazing is impossible!!!!!
October 5, 2013 at 2:26 am
(October 5, 2013 at 2:22 am)Kayenneh Wrote: "You just might blow your asshole out" Big Grin

That is the why the only explanation for that, is a god! god is so great he created us with assholes, since he is an asshole, that takes the whole "made in its image" bullshit into another perspective huh?
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October 5, 2013 at 2:28 am
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v1739102Q5Cf2wY2
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RE: To piss while sneazing is impossible!!!!!
October 5, 2013 at 2:55 am
Who else enjoys a sneeze like a mini-orgasm?

I sneeze like a trucker, full of lusty gusto, and I can do multiples. Wink

I love a good sneeze-fest!!
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October 5, 2013 at 4:23 am (This post was last modified: October 5, 2013 at 4:26 am by Captain Colostomy.)
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(October 5, 2013 at 2:55 am)Raeven Wrote: Who else enjoys a sneeze like a mini-orgasm?

I sneeze like a trucker, full of lusty gusto, and I can do multiples. Wink

I love a good sneeze-fest!!

I'm sure you and a wooden peppermill make for a (very)loving couple.

Wink, wink...nudge, nudge.
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RE: To piss while sneazing is impossible!!!!!
October 5, 2013 at 8:05 am
(October 5, 2013 at 4:23 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: :
(October 5, 2013 at 2:55 am)Raeven Wrote: Who else enjoys a sneeze like a mini-orgasm?

I sneeze like a trucker, full of lusty gusto, and I can do multiples. Wink

I love a good sneeze-fest!!

I'm sure you and a wooden peppermill make for a (very)loving couple.

Wink, wink...nudge, nudge.

<gasp> You leave Norbert out of this!!
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October 5, 2013 at 8:07 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoEqPnx7-Gs
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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