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Borowitz: New GOP Proposal
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Borowitz: New GOP Proposal
October 15, 2013 at 7:04 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28182%29

Quote:WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Adding his voice to the eleventh-hour debate about the government shutdown, Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) today proposed reopening just enough of the government to hold new hearings on Benghazi.

“Across this great nation of ours, people are suffering,” he told Fox News’s Megyn Kelly. “Suffering, Megyn, because they still don’t know what really happened in Benghazi.”
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RE: Borowitz: New GOP Proposal
October 15, 2013 at 7:25 pm
Nice to see that he`s got his personal priorities.

Since he is a liberterian he should maybe considere paying for those hearings with his private funds.

If you go bankrupt and therby trash the world economy (again) I think Germany should officialy demand his head to be displayed infront of the Reichstag.
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RE: Borowitz: New GOP Proposal
October 15, 2013 at 7:42 pm
I'll second that motion. And I can think of 50 tea bagging shitheads who should join him.
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RE: Borowitz: New GOP Proposal
October 15, 2013 at 9:05 pm
Yeah, because with a shutdown and potential default filling their plates, a little diversionary witch hunt to smear Obama and Hillary is what America needs. What a schmuck.
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RE: Borowitz: New GOP Proposal
October 15, 2013 at 10:58 pm (This post was last modified: October 15, 2013 at 10:59 pm by Darth.)
Erm, the Borowitz report is satirical.

Quote: What a schmuck.

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RE: Borowitz: New GOP Proposal
October 15, 2013 at 11:22 pm
Quote:Erm, the Borowitz report is satirical.

True....but pretty close to reality. It's hard to do satire on people who satirize themselves at every opportunity.
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RE: Borowitz: New GOP Proposal
October 16, 2013 at 9:46 am
The Republican motto: When all else fails, bring up Benghazi.
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