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RE: Missionary Position
November 5, 2013 at 10:36 pm
I was ready to kudos that OP from the start, it went damn well to its midpost... and I was all prepping my fingers for that thumbs-up pose... and then the midlate-end came... and I no longer had any desire to kudos the post.
So many brilliant things you could have done... what a lame buzzkill that ending was.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Missionary Position
November 5, 2013 at 11:54 pm
The whole point of the missionary position is that it is.... routine.
However, this seems like a good place to dust off......
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RE: Missionary Position
November 6, 2013 at 1:48 am
(This post was last modified: November 6, 2013 at 1:49 am by Jackalope.)
Mormon missionaries spotted two houses down earlier.
Sadly, they didn't come a-knockin'.
Pity, that.
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RE: Missionary Position
November 6, 2013 at 3:07 am
Many years ago my father, who has now retired as a psycho-sexual therapist, used to have his consulting rooms at home. He was expecting a gay couple for an appointment.
Anyway the doorbell rings and there are 2 very well dressed young men at the door. Before they can say anything my father, on opening the door, ushers them into his consulting room and sits down.
There then follows a somewhat strange conversation for about 2 minutes. In the meantime the doorbell rings again and I go to answer the door. There is the gay couple so I put them in the morning room, thinking, oh great - Dad's double booked.
As we weren't expecting anyone else my father comes out to investigate who has arrived and realizes that these are the people he is supposed to be seeing.
He goes back in and asks: "Do you actually have an appointment with me?"
Obviously they reply negatively and so he asks - "are you even a gay couple?"
Exit 2 mormons at high speed.
We never got another visit from them the whole time we lived in the house.
The funny thing is that we didn't think it was all that funny - but the gay couple laughed for 20 minutes over it when my father explained the mix up.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
