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Jesus is ______.
#31
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Jesus is the friend of sinners.
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#32
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...drunken rhetoric.
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#33
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Jesus is riding into town on an ass.

Yo mama's ass.
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#34
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Jesus is the Lion of Judah
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#35
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...Empty responses from his followers.
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#36
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Jesus is prudent.
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#37
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Lion, if god is the alpha and omega, then why does he demand so much praise?? He sounds like a teenage girl with confidence issues.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#38
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... smarter than the average bear.
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#39
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Jesus is sincere.
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#40
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Counter-trolling, activate!

Jesus is the pink Power Ranger.

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"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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