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Jesus is ______.
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#101
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 11:44 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 11:29 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is the reason I am alive right now.

I'm relatively certain that your mother and father had some small part to play in this, likely the lion's share of it, to be sure.
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#102
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 12:04 am
Jesus is an immoral piece of garbage who got himself nailed to a cross because he thought he was a deity and pissed off the wrong people.





I'M KIDDING PEOPLE!!


...he's make-believe.
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#103
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 12:28 am
Jesus is my steering wheel, not just a spare tire.
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#104
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 12:32 am
(November 12, 2013 at 12:28 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is my steering wheel, not just a spare tire.

Jesus is Cookie Monster from a childhood-shattering angle.

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#105
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 12:47 am (This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 12:51 am by The Valkyrie.)
Jesus is _

Apparently stuck in traffic.
Jesus is __

Hiding, if we have to find him.
Jesus is _____

Hanging from the cross one afternoon when he says to his guard, "You know, the view's great but it's a hell of a way to spend Easter!"

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#106
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 12:57 am
Jesus is hated by many.
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#107
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 12:59 am (This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 1:01 am by freedomfromforum.)
(November 12, 2013 at 12:32 am)Esquilax Wrote: Jesus is Cookie Monster from a childhood-shattering angle.

Can you explain this please?!!! Are you saying.... No way man!!! Angry TAKE THAT BACK! Cookie

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#108
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:02 am
(November 12, 2013 at 12:57 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is hated by many.

Jesus, is a poor, persecuted Sunflora.

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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:10 am (This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 1:10 am by Lion IRC.)
Jesus is the One who gives and we get.
Jesus is the One who forgives and we forget.
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#110
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:11 am
(November 12, 2013 at 12:57 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is hated by many.

Mocking is not hate.

Nothing should be so sacrosanct that it should be immune to mockery or criticism.

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