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Jesus is ______.
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#121
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:36 am
...sneaking up behind you.

With an axe.
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#122
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:38 am
Jesus is the Life Guard who walks on water.
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#123
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:42 am (This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 1:46 am by freedomfromforum.)
(November 12, 2013 at 1:36 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: ...sneaking up behind you.

With an axe.

[Image: jesus-animated-gif-image-01121.gif?w=950]

Or beside you, with his acts!

[Image: 3835-animated_gif-dean_winchester-sam_wi...atural.gif]

Holy fuck!!!
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#124
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:46 am
Jesus is WWJD
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#125
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:50 am
Jesus is watching you fap.
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#126
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:50 am
(November 12, 2013 at 1:46 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is WWJD

You aren't even trying anymore....cuz that makes no sense!
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#127
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:51 am (This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 1:51 am by Lion IRC.)
Jesus is the Lead Singer in a band where God writes the lyrics and The Holy Spirit plays the music.
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#128
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:51 am
(November 12, 2013 at 1:46 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is WWJD
Don't you mean WJWD?
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#129
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:52 am
(November 12, 2013 at 1:20 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is found in the House of The Rising Son.

Isn't that a brothel?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#130
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:55 am
Jesus is the One who prevents prostitutes from being stoned by angry mobs.
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