Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: March 4, 2025, 7:55 am
Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
Jesus is ______.

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Jesus is ______.
Walking Void Away
Start asking how. Stop asking why.
***
Religious Views: None. Arreligious.
Posts: 1108
Threads: 33
Joined: June 4, 2013
Reputation: 18
#171
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 4:25 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Jesus is fucking Christ.

And Christ is fucking Jesus.
Find
Reply
Optimistic Mysanthrope Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: pantheist loneshark
Posts: 579
Threads: 3
Joined: October 18, 2013
Reputation: 14
#172
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 4:37 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 4:25 pm)Walking Void Wrote:
(November 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Jesus is fucking Christ.

And Christ is fucking Jesus.

I hope it's consensual
Find
Reply
Brian37 Offline
RationalPoet
*****
Religious Views: JGH 1933-2017 RIP MOM
Posts: 30726
Threads: 2123
Joined: May 24, 2012
Reputation: 71
#173
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 6:13 pm
"Jesus is.......fiction"
Poetry by Brian37(poems by an atheist) Also on Facebook as BrianJames Rational Poet and Twitter Brianrrs37  I also have a new blog here at https://www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
Find
Reply
freedomfromforum Away
Former Member
Religious Views: Undisclosed
Posts: 1537
Threads: 43
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 31
#174
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 6:25 pm
Jesus is the name given to an evolved genetic code that is already within our species.
Find
Reply
Jacob(smooth) Offline Donators
Damn Sword! Damn Field!
*****
Religious Views: Indiscriminate Apologist
Posts: 3432
Threads: 102
Joined: November 13, 2013
Reputation: 59
#175
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 6:26 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 1:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Jesus is ashamed of some of the christians on atheistforums.org

I'm pretty sure he's ashamed of most of us actually.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
Find
Reply
freedomfromforum Away
Former Member
Religious Views: Undisclosed
Posts: 1537
Threads: 43
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 31
#176
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 6:38 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 6:26 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(November 13, 2013 at 1:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Jesus is ashamed of some of the christians on atheistforums.org

I'm pretty sure he's ashamed of most of us actually.
IF Jesus existed, and the biblical story is accurate, then he wouldn't be ashamed of anyone. He'd let his dad be ashamed and he'd blindly agree with him.
Find
Reply
Brian37 Offline
RationalPoet
*****
Religious Views: JGH 1933-2017 RIP MOM
Posts: 30726
Threads: 2123
Joined: May 24, 2012
Reputation: 71
#177
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 7:22 pm (This post was last modified: November 13, 2013 at 7:23 pm by Brian37.)
(November 13, 2013 at 6:26 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(November 13, 2013 at 1:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Jesus is ashamed of some of the christians on atheistforums.org

I'm pretty sure he's ashamed of most of us actually.

I am pretty sure that Allah is ashamed of all of us. No wait, I am sure that Vishnu is ashamed of all of us. No wait, I am pretty sure Thor is ashamed of all of us?

No wait. I am pretty sure you should be ashamed of your self serving circular reasoning.

How self loathing are you to want someone to have power over your own brain to the point you put yourself down. You understand how stupid that logic is? You should think better of yourself.
I am not ashamed of thinking for myself and rejecting your superstition.
Poetry by Brian37(poems by an atheist) Also on Facebook as BrianJames Rational Poet and Twitter Brianrrs37  I also have a new blog here at https://www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
Find
Reply
Lemonvariable72 Offline
Copenhagen School
****
Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
Posts: 3837
Threads: 197
Joined: August 28, 2013
Reputation: 38
#178
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 7:52 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 6:26 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(November 13, 2013 at 1:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Jesus is ashamed of some of the christians on atheistforums.org

I'm pretty sure he's ashamed of most of us actually.

You speak as if he is real.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Find
Reply
Lemonvariable72 Offline
Copenhagen School
****
Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
Posts: 3837
Threads: 197
Joined: August 28, 2013
Reputation: 38
#179
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 14, 2013 at 6:22 am
Jesus is the ultimate babysitter
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Find
Reply
CapnAwesome Offline Donators
Donator
*****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 5436
Threads: 138
Joined: September 6, 2012
Reputation: 58
#180
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 14, 2013 at 7:41 am
........too sexy for his shirt.
[Image: dcep7c.jpg]
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
Jesus is ______.



Users browsing this thread: 5 Guest(s)