I need a volunteer

[Little Rik]

Your mistake is thinking you need one thing, which I am not providing, when you actually need something else, that I am providing.

And presuming you know better than a yogi what a yogi should do probably means you are in need of a swift kick in the ass.

If you know what a yogi should do then why don't you tell me what the very symbol of yoga means and how it is called?

[Angrboda]

Why don't I? Because I'd rather tell you to eat rocks.

[Little Rik]

Why don't I? Because I'd rather tell you to eat rocks.

Thanks for telling me that you haven't got a clue.
I appreciate your honesty.

[Cyberman]

I think this thread has gone way past its bedtime and is just overtired and cranky now.

[Angrboda]

Why don't I? Because I'd rather tell you to eat rocks.

Thanks for telling me that you haven't got a clue.
I appreciate your honesty.

Thanks for once again demonstrating that your grasp of logic is as bad as your grasp of English.

You repeatedly conclude that if people choose not to tell you something it's because they are unable. Even high school students know the difference between "do not" and "cannot." But you, apparently, do not.

Not that I expected anything better from you. You're the king of loaded questions. Shame everybody here thinks you're a clueless idiot. But then, it must be them, right. It couldn't possibly be you.

[shep]

er, is this a wind up!?

[Jacob(smooth)]

I'm afraid not.

[shep]

Why don't I? Because I'd rather tell you to eat rocks.

Thanks for telling me that you haven't got a clue.
I appreciate your honesty.

Hey Enrico, are you still around? Do you think you could post a list of your beliefs?

[Esquilax]

Hey Enrico, are you still around? Do you think you could post a list of your beliefs?

Why would you do that?!

[Crossless2.0]

Hey Enrico, are you still around? Do you think you could post a list of your beliefs?

Last I heard, Enrico had finally accomplished the ultimate in asstral (misspelling intended and appropriate) projection. He may never escape his rectum. No loss. He apparently took leave of his senses long before joining here.