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Poll: Did Jesus Christ live and die in Japan?
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Sure, why not? Anything's possible.
15.38%
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No way. My Lord and Savior died to save me from God.
3.85%
 1 3.85%
Absolutely. The Tooth Fairy is buried in the next plot.
26.92%
 7 26.92%
Whatever. I like to party.
53.85%
 14 53.85%
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Japanese Jesus
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#11
RE: Japanese Jesus
December 19, 2013 at 1:34 pm
Samurai Christ! Featured in Kill Bill vol. 3.
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#12
RE: Japanese Jesus
December 20, 2013 at 8:51 pm
That's an interesting twist to the story.Clap
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#13
RE: Japanese Jesus
December 20, 2013 at 8:56 pm
All I can say is...

Dunno

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#14
RE: Japanese Jesus
December 20, 2013 at 9:31 pm
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#15
RE: Japanese Jesus
December 20, 2013 at 11:09 pm
(December 19, 2013 at 2:26 am)Esquilax Wrote: I think I like this story better than the one in the bible. Big Grin

Now, can we have an anime Jesus, please? Tongue
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RE: Japanese Jesus
December 20, 2013 at 11:13 pm
I heard Adam and Eve were buried 30 miles up the road. At least he is in good company.
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#17
RE: Japanese Jesus
December 21, 2013 at 10:25 am
(December 20, 2013 at 11:13 pm)Drich Wrote: I heard Adam and Eve were buried 30 miles up the road. At least he is in good company.

You just wait: in a few months I'm sure they'll find the corpse of god in an adjacent plot. Tongue
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