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Bacon proves the existence of God.

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Bacon proves the existence of God.
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 20, 2013 at 2:26 pm
I was all alone on a mountain top when I had a revelation from FSM. I am Saint Bacon and was sent to this world to bring joy. Every time you eat bacon you are practicing a holy ritual.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 20, 2013 at 2:56 pm
Marry me.
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