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A bad argument for God's existence (short and not worth it)
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A bad argument for God's existence (short and not worth it)
God is real because otherwise life is objectively meaningless. Don't ask me how God would make things anymore objectively meaningful because you're not supposed to ask that question you're just supposed to accept what I'm saying because after all... doubt isn't important what's really important is knowing when to stop doubting. And when is that? Immediately.

*smirks smugly*
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RE: A bad argument for God's existence (short and not worth it)
A better badder argument for Gods existence is that although I'm going to enjoy becoming old, fragile, senile and incontinent, nothing pleases me more than to know I can shit my pants for eternity in heaven without being judged!
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RE: A bad argument for God's existence (short and not worth it)
There's a shorter argument still: "I KILL YOU INFIDEL!!!"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: A bad argument for God's existence (short and not worth it)
(September 5, 2017 at 4:26 am)Alex K Wrote: There's a shorter argument still: "I KILL YOU INFIDEL!!!"

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RE: A bad argument for God's existence (short and not worth it)
Hammy, now you're showing your bias by using a radial (circular) argument!

(insert brace yourselves for tyre jokes meme here)
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