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Justin Beiber is retiring!

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Justin Beiber is retiring!
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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 25, 2013 at 2:04 pm



Justin Beiber is re tiring!


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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 25, 2013 at 2:07 pm (This post was last modified: December 25, 2013 at 2:09 pm by LastPoet.)
OMG. I am so sad about these news! The music universe will never be the same after his leave!


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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 25, 2013 at 3:19 pm
(December 25, 2013 at 3:18 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Yeah, I give him a month.. For fuckers like him, the screams of prepubescent girls is like meth :p

Fun fact: a few months ago, the Flaming Lips said they were breaking up on Twitter. EIGHTEEN MINUTES minutes later, Wayne Coyne said simply: "lol just joking guys." I wouldn't take Bieber's retirement announcement much more seriously.
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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 25, 2013 at 4:38 pm
(December 25, 2013 at 2:01 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Sadly, he'll pop up again after his balls have dropped to release stuff that he and his people will claim represents his mature, artistically serious side.

While I completely and unfortunately agree, the idea of Bieber's balls dropping and producing mature stuff isn't exactly the happiest of images.
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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 25, 2013 at 5:04 pm
(December 25, 2013 at 3:31 am)Justtristo Wrote:
(December 25, 2013 at 3:18 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Yeah, I give him a month.. For fuckers like him, the screams of prepubescent girls is like meth :p

I am afraid that I personally know grown women who are crazy about singers such as Justin Beiber or the guys from One Direction. One of them is in love with Harry Styles Sad

Yesterday doing some last minute shopping with my 11 year old daughter we were in one of those shops that caters for girls up to about late teens.

One of the displays was a ton of One Direction memorabilia - mugs, make up bags you name it. I asked:

"Do you like One Direction?"

The rather pleasing answer was:

"Don't be silly. No-one likes One Direction!"

Now I happen to know that isn't true but I was still as pleased as punch with the answer.

She hates Justin Beiber with a vengeance too.
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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 27, 2013 at 4:49 am (This post was last modified: December 27, 2013 at 4:50 am by Justtristo.)
(December 25, 2013 at 5:04 pm)max-greece Wrote:
(December 25, 2013 at 3:31 am)Justtristo Wrote: I am afraid that I personally know grown women who are crazy about singers such as Justin Beiber or the guys from One Direction. One of them is in love with Harry Styles Sad

Yesterday doing some last minute shopping with my 11 year old daughter we were in one of those shops that caters for girls up to about late teens.

One of the displays was a ton of One Direction memorabilia - mugs, make up bags you name it. I asked:

"Do you like One Direction?"

The rather pleasing answer was:

"Don't be silly. No-one likes One Direction!"

Now I happen to know that isn't true but I was still as pleased as punch with the answer.

She hates Justin Beiber with a vengeance too.

It shows to prove there are 12 year old girls, who happen to be emotionally more mature than some adult women.
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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 27, 2013 at 8:39 pm
I have never told anyone this, but I can see the future. And in fifteen years I see a reboot of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew with Bieber as the main star. I belieb it!
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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 28, 2013 at 1:12 am
The best smackdown to the idiot was by Ricky Gervais on Twitter, back in April when Bieber said that Anne Frank would have been a "belieber":

"I agree with Justin Bieber. Anne Frank would've loved his stuff. It's perfect for being played really really quietly so no one can hear it."
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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 28, 2013 at 1:21 am


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RE: Justin Beiber is retiring!
December 28, 2013 at 12:37 pm
He's such an attention seeking little shithead, isn't he?

I loved it when he came to the UK and we broke the fucker! haha
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