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NewYears Resolution?
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NewYears Resolution?
December 31, 2013 at 1:55 pm
Lose 50lbs and gain it back like every year.

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RE: NewYears Resolution?
December 31, 2013 at 4:20 pm
I'm planning on three:
1. Finish the first draft at least of my novel.
2. Get a job.
3. Finally get my driver's license.
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RE: NewYears Resolution?
December 31, 2013 at 4:30 pm
My new years resolution is to stop being so sickeningly sweet to theists.
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RE: NewYears Resolution?
December 31, 2013 at 4:32 pm
1. Be kinder.
2. Read more.
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RE: NewYears Resolution?
December 31, 2013 at 9:45 pm
Best my half marathon time.

And read my pile of unread books (I had gotten it whittled down to only four books, and then I was given a gift card to the bookstore for my birfday two weeks ago and bought another six...)
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RE: NewYears Resolution?
December 31, 2013 at 11:57 pm
Hmm.. I suppose mine would be to write regularly (anime and fantasy, memoir) , read more about my interests, and the usual "work out cardio exercises at least 3x/week." This year I have wedding pics to shape up for, so that should help Big Grin.
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Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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RE: NewYears Resolution?
December 31, 2013 at 11:59 pm
Language learning, each and every day
I managed it in september and october, just need to get a chain going and it's easy.
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RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 1, 2014 at 12:04 am
I have never made a New Years resolution.

I've never seen the point.
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RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 1, 2014 at 12:18 am
(December 31, 2013 at 11:59 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: Language learning, each and every day
I managed it in september and october, just need to get a chain going and it's easy.

What language?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: NewYears Resolution?
January 1, 2014 at 1:02 am (This post was last modified: January 1, 2014 at 1:03 am by Darth.)
Auslan, practise more than learn really, already learnt it.
Also German on duolingo.
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