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The I HAVE THE POWER Game
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Answer:To hell with the tree, she goes down on you, too bad she forgot about using no teeth.
Prayer: Hell's pretty hot, and not because satan is gorgeous, can we turn the heat down a little, thanks.  (January 6, 2014 at 1:58 am)Belac Enrobso Wrote: Answer:To hell with the tree, she goes down on you, too bad she forgot about using no teeth. Answer: I've halted all thermodynamic activity in the universe. Stay cool! Prayer: Make prayers as interesting to come up with as answers plz 
Answer: do it yourself.
Prayer: enlarge my penis. 
Answer: genital herpes
Prayer: I want a pony
Answer: now all your red meat has been turned to horsemeat.
Prayer: burn Islamists.
Answer: What does a mosque and a nine year old girl have in common? Muhammad has been inside of both.
Prayer: Can this task I have to do tomorrow not really take four hours to do?
Yes, now it takes 1,000,000 hours to do.
Now please forgive Satan.  (January 6, 2014 at 3:57 am)MarxRaptor Wrote: Yes, now it takes 1,000,000 hours to do. I have now granted Satan permission to kill your family and get you fired from work so you can prove you'll still love me. God, could you make my baby sleep all night?
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon (January 6, 2014 at 4:01 am)Ivy Wrote:I kill your baby. Mwahahaha!(January 6, 2014 at 3:57 am)MarxRaptor Wrote: Yes, now it takes 1,000,000 hours to do. Dear God, please silence me brother.
I put your brother in Nickelback the loudest most obnoxious band ever!
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