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Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
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Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
I feel that wearing plastic colanders is an offence to Pastafarai. It is grossly disrespectful when clearly one should wear a colander of stainless steel.

I realise that some non pastafarian 'people of the starch' do not feel the need to wear a colander at all but if one is worn then it should be of good quality.
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
Wouldn't that be a little heavy to put on a head? Would ruin the hairstyle.
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
I don't care how they choose to prepare the spaghetti, as long as everyone agrees that spaghetti is delicious. We should all invit the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster into our stomachs, via plastic or steel. Ragu or Pregu. Parmesan, or no parmesan.
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
(January 8, 2014 at 11:10 am)Chad32 Wrote: I don't care how they choose to prepare the spaghetti, as long as everyone agrees that spaghetti is delicious. We should all invit the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster into our stomachs, via plastic or steel. Ragu or Pregu. Parmesan, or no parmesan.

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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
Chad's pretty much right. However, you aren't a real Pastafarian if you don't shake lots of red pepper flakes into the sauce you use.
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
I don't know what that first word means, but I implore you do not divide yourselves as other religions do on petty differences. The important thing is that we enjoy the greatest food in the galaxy. Let us all enjoy it as one people with differing methods and tastes.

I'll have to try the red pepper flakes some time.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
(January 8, 2014 at 11:16 am)c172 Wrote: Chad's pretty much right. However, you aren't a real Pastafarian if you don't shake lots of red pepper flakes into the sauce you use.

Blasphemy! Heresy! His noodliness cares not how we partake of his noodly appendages.
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
(January 8, 2014 at 11:16 am)c172 Wrote: Chad's pretty much right. However, you aren't a real Pastafarian if you don't shake lots of red pepper flakes into the sauce you use.

I use red pepper flakes in my sauce. They should make us cardinals or something.
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