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Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
January 8, 2014 at 9:19 am
I feel that wearing plastic colanders is an offence to Pastafarai. It is grossly disrespectful when clearly one should wear a colander of stainless steel.
I realise that some non pastafarian 'people of the starch' do not feel the need to wear a colander at all but if one is worn then it should be of good quality.
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
January 8, 2014 at 10:42 am
Wouldn't that be a little heavy to put on a head? Would ruin the hairstyle.
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
January 8, 2014 at 11:10 am
I don't care how they choose to prepare the spaghetti, as long as everyone agrees that spaghetti is delicious. We should all invit the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster into our stomachs, via plastic or steel. Ragu or Pregu. Parmesan, or no parmesan.
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
January 8, 2014 at 11:16 am
Chad's pretty much right. However, you aren't a real Pastafarian if you don't shake lots of red pepper flakes into the sauce you use.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Plastic colanders are offensive to Pastafarai
January 8, 2014 at 11:17 am
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2014 at 11:18 am by Chad32.)
I don't know what that first word means, but I implore you do not divide yourselves as other religions do on petty differences. The important thing is that we enjoy the greatest food in the galaxy. Let us all enjoy it as one people with differing methods and tastes.
I'll have to try the red pepper flakes some time.