My quest for quality...

[Pope Alfred]

So, I got to thinking about the condom polisher job and I see it two ways...
Let's just say that it would either be a great job or a terrible job depending which side of the condom you are polishing. I would prefer to polish the inside, if you know what I mean...
We didn't give this subject enough discussion if you ask me!
Rhizo

Ar, the way we used to do it, it were both sides what got polished at once, so to speak. Now these poor Chinamen only gets paid slavery wages, so it ain't so much fun for 'em.

[Dotard]

Sadly, I'm afraid you lack the wit, intellect and viciousness for truly Olympic standards of offensiveness..
However,you do splendidly for an amateur.
(see what I did there?)

NICE! You are truely an insult-Jedi!

[Edwardo Piet]

Here's my favourite insult ever, at least so far,

You low corrosive lump of fecal horror! You maniac bastardly turd! I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arsepit than remain one moment more in your defiling company! You're filth! You're cack! You're the ooze of a burst boil! I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime! Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat! Your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum!

Heck, since we're here:

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[Rhage]

^^ HA HA HA I Love it.

Satan's rectum indeed. That made me laugh out loud, seriously.

[Amphora]

Ha ha ha, good one! Thanks for sharing!