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My Bullsh*t detector
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Mine throbs like a hard-on when I see a thread claiming to contain information which destroys atheism.
Whenever I hear the term "macro-evolution" and all the things that come along with it, my detector starts blaring. Odds are, the person using that term doesn't know a single thing about evolution.
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Toilet paper perforations.
Seriously, does anyone wipe with just a single square? 
A long drawn-out explanation about how I need to wake up/open my mind in order to believe whatever it is they are about to tell me.
   I don't got no phonicsI don't need to english   RE: My Bullsh*t detector
February 5, 2014 at 6:15 pm
(This post was last modified: February 5, 2014 at 6:16 pm by Chad32.)
Yeah. If you need to be part of the group tp start experiencing what they are, it's probably bogus. It's interesting that you have to seek Yhaweh out, or be brought to him. He doesn't really go to you. Hence the need for missionaries and such.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
With this one I can, shut my eyes, listen to the first 5 seconds of the music and tell instantly. I can't think of a better use of £50 than to hire someone to come and stroke my cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgjfj25aKm0  RE: My Bullsh*t detector
February 6, 2014 at 6:32 am
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2014 at 6:32 am by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
My biological father lied about ridiculous shit. He said that I had to get rid of my baby blanket (which I took everywhere with me until I was 8) for Passover. Because of his religion. Which was not Judaism. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah... I was maybe 6 years old, and I was all, "Dafuq?" I didn't actually say that, but you know what I mean.
Linus, is that you?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (February 5, 2014 at 3:29 am)Esquilax Wrote: Whenever I hear the term "macro-evolution" and all the things that come along with it, my detector starts blaring. Odds are, the person using that term doesn't know a single thing about evolution. Sure they do. They know for a fact that if they never see a caterpillar evolve into a grasshopper, or a dog evolve into a moose, macro evolution doesn't exist. You see, to them, you have to be able to witness something to believe it to be true. That's why, every Sunday, they talk to an invisible sky person with male genetalia, and thank him for not having to sit through science classes. |
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