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Ragnarok is upon us!

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Ragnarok is upon us!
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RE: Ragnarok is upon us!
February 17, 2014 at 10:16 pm
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RE: Ragnarok is upon us!
February 17, 2014 at 11:17 pm
I think I'll walk around with my sword that day. WTH, Valhalla sounds like a rocking place compared to that fucking xtian "heaven" anyway.
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RE: Ragnarok is upon us!
February 17, 2014 at 11:24 pm
Sounds like a plan to me. I'll get my sword out as well. After all, it's just another day after all.
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RE: Ragnarok is upon us!
February 17, 2014 at 11:24 pm (This post was last modified: February 17, 2014 at 11:47 pm by Cinjin.)
(February 5, 2014 at 12:42 am)Stimbo Wrote: Well, according to the Daily Fail, anyway:

Quote:Ragnarok, which translates to ‘Doom of the Gods’, is due to be preceded by the winter of winters.

Vikings believed, prior to the apocalypse, three freezing winters would follow each other with no summers in between.

All morality would disappear and fights would break out all over the world, signalling the beginning of the end.

The wolf Skoll would devour the sun, and his brother Hati would eat the moon, causing stars to vanish from the sky and the Earth to be thrown into eternal darkness.

Norse mythology experts have calculated that Vikings believed this will take place on February 22, 2014.

On this day, the god Odin will be killed by the wolf Fenrir and the other ‘creator’ gods.

OR

Like the Mayans, some viking holy man figured out that if you claim the end of the world happens a couple thousand years after all your great great great great grand children have died off, no one will remember that you were the douche nozzle that made the whole thing up. Undecided








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RE: Ragnarok is upon us!
February 18, 2014 at 12:32 am (This post was last modified: February 18, 2014 at 12:33 am by Rev. Rye.)
(February 5, 2014 at 11:40 am)Insanity Wrote: From what little I know of norse gods I get the feeling they tend to be too busy fighting one another to really bother any of us mortals.

Also, from what I've heard, Ragnarok already happened long ago, paving the way from the World of Gods to the World of Man.
As a matter of fact, I posted this in November.
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