The Bible - Useless And Irreleva

[Jacob(smooth)]

Can I write your Bibble?

1. And JC did wander the message boards, selling his product.2 But the product was shite, and the theists did heeded him not, saying "truly, thou art a lost and craven creature!" 3. So JC shook the dust from his feet, And went even unto the atheists and again he preached his message, 4 but the atheists did spurn his message, even as had the theists. 5. and they spake amongst themselves saying "it is a crock of shit and it stinketh". 6 and darkness was upon their faces, and a mob gathered, muttering of invoking the dark god banhammer. 7 And JC spake again saying "see, I am like even unto thee, for I say bad things about things thou likest not",8 and it was in his mind that they would warm to him for such teaching 9 but they heeded him not and mocked him saying "du huh, we knew that arsebandit, What else you got?" 10 and JC spake again saying "learn from jideoni charles how to get stubborn stains out of carpet." 11 For truly he was getting desparate.

[Tonus]

If he'd pitched the whole "fuck 350 women before marriage" part as the centerpiece of his new religion, he'd have gotten off to a slightly better start.

[Jackalope]

Learn more from Jideoni-Charles to become religiously irreligious.

Aaaaaand the sales pitch. Seriously, you're not the salesman you think you are. You need to give us something of substance rather than all this marketing bollocks. We're not your typical market and if you want to peddle something to us, get to the point before we get bored.

Too late.

[Cato]

If he'd pitched the whole "fuck 350 women before marriage" part as the centerpiece of his new religion, he'd have gotten off to a slightly better start.

Only slightly, he would then have to compete with life according to Wilt Chamberlain and Gene Simmons. Chuck needs to add another zero just to get in the game.

[jideoni charles]

a better and sensible replacement for the bible is now here

[Tonus]

a better and sensible replacement for the bible is now here

50 Shades of Gray?

[downbeatplumb]

"readily come to the stark realization that the Bible has nothing useful in its entirety to offer humanity."

Well I don't know about that - it has kept publishers in business for years.

It has been a comfort to many a poor soul who had no other form of toilet paper handy.

[Jacob(smooth)]

a better and sensible replacement for the bible is now here

Thanks man. I appreciate the vote of confidence. I'll get working on chapter 2!

(PS, this is the wrong place to sell "bible 2". Nobody here read it and said "wow, this is cool, but I'd really like to read a warmed over rehash of this bollox")

[jideoni charles]

that the bible has kept publishers in business for years, simply shows that the multitudes are still living in the dark-ages.

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Jesus never walked on any water; the Biblical fairy tale tellers dishonestly said so.

For your information, Jideoni-Charles is not an Atheist, he is more dangerous to the Deists than an Atheist; While he does not believe in God, he knows beyond any reasonable doubt that God exists.

[StoryBook]

While he does not believe in God, he knows beyond any reasonable doubt that God exists.

what? What does that mean?