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Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
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Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
From the horrible Daily Mail "Science" section: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/a...-some.html

Researchers have revealed why, for some, going to the bathroom can be 'like a religious experience'

Made me laugh, even though it's just advertising some guys book. Don't bother going to Church, just save it all week and take a dump on Sunday morning instead.
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RE: Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
Hahaha.

I actually love the Daily Mail. Whenever there is a news story regarding religion, race, sexuality, or whatever, I always pop over to the Mail Online to see how they report it. Then I go through the the comments section and reply to the inevitable bigots and see how many dislikes I get for making comments supporting whoever they hate. Lol
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RE: Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
A good poo after the morning coffee? Yup.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
(February 15, 2014 at 12:43 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Hahaha.

I actually love the Daily Mail. Whenever there is a news story regarding religion, race, sexuality, or whatever, I always pop over to the Mail Online to see how they report it. Then I go through the the comments section and reply to the inevitable bigots and see how many dislikes I get for making comments supporting whoever they hate. Lol

The Daily Mail is the perfect internet Troll. It winds everyone up, but people keep going back for more. You have to admire the business model.

I always enjoy the comments that get loads of red votes. In particular when they have a person/persons they deem to be evil, and the comments are "She looks lovely" or "What a lovely family". People are so thick believing them to be genuine comments.

I notice they'll also put fat people up and describe them as sexy, just to get a readership reaction. Having said all that I enjoy it, though wouldn't admit it in polite company.
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RE: Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
Sometimes a good poo is fantastic.

If you poo at the same time each day is that pooing religiously?



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RE: Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
I had an old work mate who you would believe actually thought that. His name was Seymour and he would be audibly in ecstasy on the throne.
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RE: Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
Wash ur hands u savages...... wait. .... did I.... doooh!!!
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Re: RE: Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
(February 15, 2014 at 1:29 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: I had an old work mate who you would believe actually thought that. His name was Seymour and he would be audibly in ecstasy on the throne.
I think Seymour used to go for a wank in the loo.
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RE: Doing a big poo is a Religious experience
What's the difference between having a poo and sex? You don't have to cuddle a turd for 30 mins after you've had it!
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