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Ok I admit it
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#191
RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:22 pm
Masturbation is Satan's typewriter.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 6:22 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Masturbation is Satan's typewriter.

ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL

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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 6:22 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Masturbation is Satan's typewriter.

POE!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#194
RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 6:22 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Masturbation is Satan's typewriter.
ROFLOL What does that even mean?

Masturbation is actually a healthy and normal activity.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 6:19 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote:
(March 3, 2014 at 6:17 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Would that be so horrible? Surely you've got something to do in your room. If not, you can always masturbate to pass the time.

That is incredibly inappropriate.

Which part? Mentioning to your mother that Jesus might have been a regular mortal or choking the chicken?

Oh, wait -- I've got it! The incredibly inappropriate part is the bit where you are punished by your parents for daring to think outside the narrow, rigid confines of their thinking. They sound like sad little people.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 6:22 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Masturbation is Satan's typewriter.

It's so great. It makes no sense, but it's the greatest thing that has ever happened ever!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm
Every time someone masturbates, they allow thousands of souls to be released without any opportunities of becoming living beings.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2014 at 6:32 pm by shep.)
(March 2, 2014 at 7:17 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: From a scientific and logical realm, Christianity seems to make no sense.
However what atheists neglect is the spiritual realm. There is so much visible power in the relationship believers have with God. It cannot be explained through reason, but only through a personal relationship with Jesus. Study the word without skepticism, ask Jesus to guide you, meditate on Gods's goodness, and ask about spiritual experience from those who have experienced it themselves.

The words "spiritual" and "spirit" do not make any sense to me, you are going to have to define them as I find them meaningless.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2014 at 6:25 pm by Alex K.)
Guys, I gotta go, I've got a book to write! Angel Cloud
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 6:25 pm
Somebody, FSTDT, please.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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