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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 7:36 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 5:24 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: (March 3, 2014 at 5:19 pm)xpastor Wrote: In any case, who ever said, "Gee, I'd like to burn in hell for all eternity"?
Nope, they just said, "I don't see any evidence of God, I don't see any evidence of heaven, I don't see ay evidence of hell. I guess I'll just get on with my life."
But he still let's them make the choice. He still let's them experience life, and it's their fault that when God laid the conditions out they choose hell.
And they choose hell by rejecting God. Seriously, when you're being judged by God and he says "All you had to do was believe", won't it be so painful to know how little it could have took. Please be saved before it's too late, I BEG of you! OK, kid, I'll try a different tack.
Note that my handle is "xpastor" which stands for ex-pastor, which means in terms of the Christian gig, Been There, Done That
quite possibly with more zeal and conviction and self-sacrifice than you and your dad combined
(Don't worry. St. Paul says it's OK to brag sometimes. )
The reasons I changed my beliefs are complex, and I was 42 when I bailed out of the ministry and it was another four or five years before I recognized that I was definitely not a Christian anymore. I don't want to give you a half-century worth of autobiography, so I'll just mention one factor that was significant in my deconversion.
I have my failings. I skim boring material without taking it in until I hit an interesting part or something that might be on the exam.
So technically I had read the entire bible before I went to seminary, but I hadn't really read it, especially not the Old Testament. Like you probably do, I was just grooving on the texts about how Jesus loves me.
Once I was in the ministry, my reading slowed down. I would read each passage with commentaries. And in seminary I had learned New Testament Greek and a little bit of Hebrew, so I would try to puzzle things out in the original languages. There is some seriously bad shit in the Old Testament. It looks like the ancient Jews invented the whole concept of genocide.
The verses that kept running through my mind were from 1 Samuel 15
Quote:Samuel said to Saul, “I am the one whom the Lord sent to anoint you king of his people Israel. Now listen to what the Lord Almighty says. He is going to punish the people of Amalek because their ancestors opposed the Israelites when they were coming from Egypt. Go and attack the Amalekites and completely destroy everything they have. Don't leave a thing; kill all the men, women, children, and babies; the cattle, sheep, camels, and donkeys.
I don't know about you, but I don't have much reverence for anyone, Supreme Being or not, who orders people to murder babies, along with the other non-combatants, women, old people, etc.
There are lots more verses like that. Try Numbers 31, or Deuteronomy 25, the bit about chopping off a woman's hand. The Chosen People and their god sound an awful lot like the religious ideas of the Taliban.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 8:26 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 7:36 pm)xpastor Wrote: There are lots more verses like that. Try Numbers 31, or Deuteronomy 25, the bit about chopping off a woman's hand. The Chosen People and their god sound an awful lot like the religious ideas of the Taliban.
I for one came to the conclusion that the deity described in the Bible, particularly the Old Testament, is not benevolent - much less omni-benevolent - nor did it possess the qualities of omniscience or omnipotence before I came to the conclusion that it likely didn't exist either.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 8:44 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 6:52 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: (March 3, 2014 at 6:50 pm)Beccs Wrote: Okay.
Poe has lost amusement value now.
Moving on . . .
I AM NOT A POE.
Please guys, just believe. There's no harm in trying it. Just open your heart and have faith in Jesus, without questioning whether there's enough evidence for it.
Take your Jesus and shove him waaaay up inside your butthole boy.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 9:18 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 7:36 pm)xpastor Wrote: (March 3, 2014 at 5:24 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: But he still let's them make the choice. He still let's them experience life, and it's their fault that when God laid the conditions out they choose hell.
And they choose hell by rejecting God. Seriously, when you're being judged by God and he says "All you had to do was believe", won't it be so painful to know how little it could have took. Please be saved before it's too late, I BEG of you! OK, kid, I'll try a different tack.
Note that my handle is "xpastor" which stands for ex-pastor, which means in terms of the Christian gig, Been There, Done That
quite possibly with more zeal and conviction and self-sacrifice than you and your dad combined
(Don't worry. St. Paul says it's OK to brag sometimes. )
The reasons I changed my beliefs are complex, and I was 42 when I bailed out of the ministry and it was another four or five years before I recognized that I was definitely not a Christian anymore. I don't want to give you a half-century worth of autobiography, so I'll just mention one factor that was significant in my deconversion.
I have my failings. I skim boring material without taking it in until I hit an interesting part or something that might be on the exam.
So technically I had read the entire bible before I went to seminary, but I hadn't really read it, especially not the Old Testament. Like you probably do, I was just grooving on the texts about how Jesus loves me.
Once I was in the ministry, my reading slowed down. I would read each passage with commentaries. And in seminary I had learned New Testament Greek and a little bit of Hebrew, so I would try to puzzle things out in the original languages. There is some seriously bad shit in the Old Testament. It looks like the ancient Jews invented the whole concept of genocide.
The verses that kept running through my mind were from 1 Samuel 15
Quote:Samuel said to Saul, “I am the one whom the Lord sent to anoint you king of his people Israel. Now listen to what the Lord Almighty says. He is going to punish the people of Amalek because their ancestors opposed the Israelites when they were coming from Egypt. Go and attack the Amalekites and completely destroy everything they have. Don't leave a thing; kill all the men, women, children, and babies; the cattle, sheep, camels, and donkeys.
I don't know about you, but I don't have much reverence for anyone, Supreme Being or not, who orders people to murder babies, along with the other non-combatants, women, old people, etc.
There are lots more verses like that. Try Numbers 31, or Deuteronomy 25, the bit about chopping off a woman's hand. The Chosen People and their god sound an awful lot like the religious ideas of the Taliban.
That's all Old Testament during the law. Before Jesus came to save us all we needed the law, no matter how horrible it was, it was man's fault for eating from the tree.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 9:31 pm
You're entirely missing the point.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 9:48 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 9:31 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You're entirely missing the point.
Ha! This one couldn't get a point if it was a sharp stick in his eye.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 10:04 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Every time someone masturbates, they allow thousands of souls to be released without any opportunities of becoming living beings.
And every time a woman ovulates without fertilisation, is she doing the same thing? Or all those incalculable billions of sperm cells that never win the race to the ovum? How about when your pet god does nothing to prevent failed zygotes getting washed away in her next period? Or miscarriages? Hell, what about all those sinful wet dreams you get?
Going by your own argument - such as it is - that makes this "God" character the most ruthless mass murderer in all fiction.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 10:04 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 6:39 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: I thought only men had a sex drive? Women only do it to please men is what I've heard.
Look, just because your Mum cut off access to your Dad after they had you, it doesn't mean all women think sex is a chore. It might just mean you were a disappointment.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 10:08 pm
Quote:Look, just because your Mum cut off access to your Dad after they had you
Seems as if mum wasn't taking any chances on another fuck up, Stim.
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RE: Ok I admit it
March 3, 2014 at 10:08 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 9:18 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: That's all Old Testament during the law. Before Jesus came to save us all we needed the law, no matter how horrible it was, it was man's fault for eating from the tree.
Then grab your bible and tear out the old testament. All that garden of Edam stuff, those ridiculous commandments, and so on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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