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I believe!
October 28, 2008 at 7:53 pm
God brought me to this forums from the Google, and he wants me to stay here until I convert you all to His wisdom! Hopefully you aren't suffering from such full blown athiesm that you will be close minded and ignore me!
I guess I should start by asking you all what you beleive. Since you are athiests you probably beileve that the world is millions of years old and we all came from some monkeys who came from some fish who decided one day to step out of the oceans! I reckon some of you probably say you beleive this but secretly know it is a lie and really rediculous thing to say!
Jesus said He was the way, the truth, and the light, and that you only get to heaven through Him! If you think about it, athiesm is REALLY stupid tho! If you are right (ad you are not!) then nothing happens when you die, but if you are wrong (u are!) then you go to Hell for eternity! If you believe in Christianity (the one tru religion) then you go to Heaven when you die, ad you can live foreva!
Still not converted? Please comment!
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RE: I believe!
October 28, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Poe's Law: Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.
I'm gonna have to say I've dealt with way too many weirder people that this guy to say he's a Poe.
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RE: I believe!
October 28, 2008 at 8:22 pm
(October 28, 2008 at 8:18 pm)Teen4Jesus Wrote: (October 28, 2008 at 8:10 pm)Even Adam Wrote: Poe's law: http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
You think my beliefs sound rediculous, but I think YOUR beliefes are stupid and idiotic! You can't disprove God, and if you cry out to Him, He will respond! He exists!
Carlm down there. now you can't dis-prove the pagan gods so whats your point.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: I believe!
October 28, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Jesus disproved Pagan gods! He is God, and He proclaimed the true Word! You cannot deny Jesus as God, since history has shown that he existed and that he had millions of followers, so all atheists are simply being ignorant.
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RE: I believe!
October 28, 2008 at 8:26 pm
(October 28, 2008 at 8:18 pm)Teen4Jesus Wrote: (October 28, 2008 at 8:10 pm)Even Adam Wrote: Poe's law: http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
You think my beliefs sound rediculous, but I think YOUR beliefes are stupid and idiotic! You can't disprove God, and if you cry out to Him, He will respond! He exists!
You bring some fresh enthusiasm! Try and take a slow and gentle approach -and expect derision and scorn.
The bible contains essential spiritual truths on how you may be saved.
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RE: I believe!
October 28, 2008 at 8:27 pm
(October 28, 2008 at 8:26 pm)Teen4Jesus Wrote: Jesus disproved Pagan gods! He is God, and He proclaimed the true Word! You cannot deny Jesus as God, since history has shown that he existed and that he had millions of followers, so all atheists are simply being ignorant.
Your showing ignorance right now.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
