Straight.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (March 23, 2014 at 2:52 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: It smells like the garden of Eden! Not all of them. I had a girlfriend in college who always smelled like she just came from the gym. I even watched her douche before I went down on her, and by the time I was done....
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (March 23, 2014 at 3:15 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:(March 23, 2014 at 2:52 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: It smells like the garden of Eden! Are you Jewish?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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What? I don't get it.
She had a stinky cooze, man. Had to go.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (March 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: What? I don't get it. It's a plea scent natural cavewoman odor. WHat's up with these guys that want these superficial fake women who clean and artificially scent their snatch? Are you gay or something? What about the feminine odors of a natural cavewoman? Also, you look like you could be Jewish. 
(March 23, 2014 at 3:56 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: It's a plea scent natural cavewoman odor. WHat's up with these guys that want these superficial fake women who clean and artificially scent their snatch? I don't need it to smell like roses and potpourri or anything. In fact that doesn't work for me, either. I do require that my girlfriend maintains her area, just as she requires that I do. But some women have a chronic terrible smell that I cannot tolerate. I do love vaginas, they are just phenomenal. But that doesn't mean I have to love every vagina. If that makes me gay, then the shoe fits, I guess. I've never encountered a natural cavewoman, so I can't answer that question. I'm a Halfrican. I guess I look a little Jewish in the winter...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (March 23, 2014 at 4:08 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:(March 23, 2014 at 3:56 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: It's a plea scent natural cavewoman odor. WHat's up with these guys that want these superficial fake women who clean and artificially scent their snatch?  I hope you realize I wasn't serious about the gay accusation. Just checkin cuz some people don't know when im joking. |
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