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#11
RE: AF Testimonials
April 2, 2014 at 12:07 am
Well, this the first time I've heard someone claim that AF makes them jerk-off.
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 2, 2014 at 1:46 am (This post was last modified: April 2, 2014 at 1:51 am by Phatt Matt s.)
(April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Did Thunder Cunt just pull off the most elaborate troll ever?

Come to atheist site, be on the fence theistically, post 1000 times in a week, post pictures of you blasting a mirror, say you're becoming more agnostic, jack off like a rabbit, blame it all on AF.org: look what happens when you commune with atheists.... Rolleyes
No I was bugfuck crazy long before coming here. Actually u guys let me know how scary I am and gave me correction. I had a growing suspicion I was agnostic for the last two years. I only blame af.org for purging me of simplemindedness, roughing me up a bit, and giving me the oppurtunity to express myself.

I'm dissapointed in u SC :p
(April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: AF stops me from wasting my time playing video games.



Now I come here and waste my time.
yeah fuck video games. U can be a member here for free and have more entertainment + education
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 2, 2014 at 3:02 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 1:46 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: No I was bugfuck crazy long before coming here. Actually u guys let me know how scary I am and gave me correction. I had a growing suspicion I was agnostic for the last two years. I only blame af.org for purging me of simplemindedness, roughing me up a bit, and giving me the oppurtunity to express myself.

I'm dissapointed in u SC :p

I was just trying to give props where props were due.... Cool Shades
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: AF Testimonials
April 2, 2014 at 3:04 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 3:02 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 2, 2014 at 1:46 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: No I was bugfuck crazy long before coming here. Actually u guys let me know how scary I am and gave me correction. I had a growing suspicion I was agnostic for the last two years. I only blame af.org for purging me of simplemindedness, roughing me up a bit, and giving me the oppurtunity to express myself.

I'm dissapointed in u SC :p

I was just trying to give props where props were due.... Cool Shades

LOL...u aren't from this planet are you?

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RE: AF Testimonials
April 2, 2014 at 6:51 pm (This post was last modified: April 2, 2014 at 6:56 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Now I'll find all the times where SC is being an asshole and write them in my self-esteem book as due props Wink
(April 2, 2014 at 12:07 am)Faith No More Wrote: Well, this the first time I've heard someone claim that AF makes them jerk-off.

I didn't make that claim but am glad you see something original and innovative here.

I made myself jerk off but some of the females here helped out! Big Grin
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 2, 2014 at 7:17 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 6:51 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Now I'll find all the times where SC is being an asshole and write them in my self-esteem book as due props Wink

Better get a big book.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: AF Testimonials
April 2, 2014 at 11:05 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 7:17 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 2, 2014 at 6:51 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Now I'll find all the times where SC is being an asshole and write them in my self-esteem book as due props Wink

Better get a big book.

Depends on how long I stick around. This week would be a long chapter.
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#18
RE: AF Testimonials
April 9, 2014 at 1:20 pm
I visited af more than all other forums combined. That is cuz here I'm remindedthat I dont know shit!
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#19
RE: AF Testimonials
April 9, 2014 at 1:38 pm
It's hasn't change my life at all.

Fuck, I am so mediocre it hurts.
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RE: AF Testimonials
April 9, 2014 at 2:17 pm
At least you said fuck and your username says there's no god and according to your religious views you're an alcoholic or something...
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