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Who impregnated Mary?

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Who impregnated Mary?
Losty Offline
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RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 5:26 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 3:56 pm)truthBtold Wrote: If there was a mary.. she was a dirty whore that loved cock more than the well being of mankind.. look at all the blood shed from her one night stand!!
She didn't love cock more than I do Wink
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#22
RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 5:29 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Losty Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 3:56 pm)truthBtold Wrote: If there was a mary.. she was a dirty whore that loved cock more than the well being of mankind.. look at all the blood shed from her one night stand!!
She didn't love cock more than I do Wink

Hey. She opened up for god-cock.

She REALLY loved it, apparently.

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RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 5:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 5:41 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
Who impregnated Mary?

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#24
RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 6:37 pm
Jesus, if he existed as one man - was a man, and therefore it was a man who impregnated his mother. The bible should almost never be read literally. What a pity that so many Christians misunderstand this Thinking
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RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 6:38 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 6:41 pm by Losty.)
(April 3, 2014 at 5:29 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Losty Wrote: She didn't love cock more than I do Wink

Hey. She opened up for god-cock.

She REALLY loved it, apparently.

Tongue

Was she really willing though? We all know god is a fan of rape. Dodgy
(April 3, 2014 at 6:37 pm)ShaMan Wrote: Jesus, if he existed as one man - was a man, and therefore it was a man who impregnated his mother. The bible should almost never be read literally. What a pity that so many Christians misunderstand this Thinking

The bible is a nightmare inducing book of horrors, that is, if you can get beyond the snore-fest.


Also, do you intend to say that you know the proper way to read and interpret the bible?
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RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 6:38 pm)Losty Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 5:29 pm)Beccs Wrote: Hey. She opened up for god-cock.

She REALLY loved it, apparently.

Tongue

Was she really willing though? We all know god is a fan of rape. Dodgy

That's true. Have to wonder if she said yes.

So, it's possible you like cock more.

I bow to your logic.

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RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 6:46 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 6:38 pm)Losty Wrote: Was she really willing though? We all know god is a fan of rape. Dodgy

That's true. Have to wonder if she said yes.

So, it's possible you like cock more.

I bow to your logic.

I use whatever logic is needed to show that I love cock the most Cool Shades
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RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 6:48 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 6:46 pm)Losty Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm)Beccs Wrote: That's true. Have to wonder if she said yes.

So, it's possible you like cock more.

I bow to your logic.

I use whatever logic is needed to show that I love cock the most Cool Shades

Gives the term "godhead" a whole new meaning . . .

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#29
RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 3, 2014 at 6:54 pm
Mary is the mother of Jesus
Jesus is God
God impregnated (fucked) Mary
Jesus is a motherfucker
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RE: Who impregnated Mary?
April 5, 2014 at 12:06 am (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 12:14 am by *Deidre*.)
It was not unusual pre-Jesus, for people of that time period to believe that 'the gods' were impregnating mere mortals. So, by the time the Jesus story came to pass, people were already 'buying into' it.

Gullibility would be an understated word here.
(April 3, 2014 at 6:48 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 6:46 pm)Losty Wrote: I use whatever logic is needed to show that I love cock the most Cool Shades

Gives the term "godhead" a whole new meaning . . .

ROFLOL

lmao!!! hahaha Good one.
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