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Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
Phatt Matt s Offline
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Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:12 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 7:13 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
So, a lot of females here have avatars with balls and names that are not gender sensitive.

So, for the sake of everyone getting to know you better and how fuckable you are, what do you have between your legs? A penis? A vagina? Or undecided?

...or...perhaps you messed up using the homemade vasectomy kit and have neither Tongue
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:19 pm
Schlong.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Whatever you want it to be. Wink
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:23 pm
I have a vagina. Sometimes there's a penis there as well, but I don't have one of my own (unless you count the ones I keep in jars under the sink).

I've never used my vagina to post here, though. So it's irrelevant.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:24 pm
Pussy on a stick.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:24 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 7:26 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(April 3, 2014 at 7:20 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote: Whatever you want it to be. Wink

Well, I can tell you think highly of me. Wink Shades
(April 3, 2014 at 7:23 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I have a vagina. Sometimes there's a penis there as well, but I don't have one of my own (unless you count the ones I keep in jars under the sink).

I've never used my vagina to post here, though. So it's irrelevant.

Would you like to see my penis?

Then let me know if you would like to add it to your collection under the sink. My cock would be honored to find a home there Smile
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:39 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 7:23 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I have a vagina. Sometimes there's a penis there as well, but I don't have one of my own (unless you count the ones I keep in jars under the sink).

I've never used my vagina to post here, though. So it's irrelevant.

Would you like to see my penis?

Then let me know if you would like to add it to your collection under the sink. My cock would be honored to find a home there Smile
No, you're alright. I'm not sure why men seem to think women always want to see their cock.

Women should start a movement where we post unsolicited cock pics on Facebook and name and shame those who send them. If I want a cock pic, I'll ask for it. I'm sick of getting a picture message on my phone when I'm in a public place which turns out of be a cock pic. People around me see it and think I'm the kind of person who casually looks at cock pics in public.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:49 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 7:51 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Well you mentioned you had a cock collection and I was wondering if mine qualifies. Go to area 69 to the thread entitled "my naughty spots" and let me know if it would go well with the rest under your sink.
I wish I had this Cock:

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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 7:58 pm
Maybe I have both. Did you think of that?


Nah, I just have a dick. Also I am open minded about anyone who wants to massage it.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 8:00 pm
Does that happen to you a lot, Nora?
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