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Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
Chad32 Offline
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 9:29 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 9:29 pm by Chad32.)
(April 3, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 9:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Honestly I'm not sure where the line is between "I'm not your stereotypical guy" and "I'm not a guy, despite having a dick and producing testosterone", and how to tell them apart. Though I figure if someone wants to pay for surgery to make them happier, knock yourself out.

Chad you're so old school. Get with the 21st century DUDE

Yes, I am old school. This whole transgender thing is just a bit too odd for me. Still, I'm for adults being able to anything they want, as long as all parties involved are consenting.
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#22
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 9:43 pm
Yeah I personally think that if u were born without a vagina u r male.
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April 3, 2014 at 9:46 pm
My name is Vincent and I work for Mr. Marsellus Wallace, and he sent me to tell you that he has a PENIS.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 9:48 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 9:46 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: My name is Vincent and I work for Mr. Marsellus Wallace, and he sent me to tell you that he has a PENIS.

Can u give me a detaileddescription of it please?
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 9:53 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 9:46 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: My name is Vincent and I work for Mr. Marsellus Wallace, and he sent me to tell you that he has a PENIS.

Can u give me a detaileddescription of it please?

your question should be like : "WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE'S PENIS LOOK LIKE ?" Big Grin
I hope you saw the movie , otherwise you wont get teh joke Tongue

Its middle size , brown colored , and leaning to the left a little .
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April 3, 2014 at 10:06 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 10:07 pm by Losty.)
Never saw the movie don't get the joke Sad
Also I have a penis and a vagina. The vagina is connected to my body and the penis is not, but the penis is still mine...lol
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April 3, 2014 at 10:11 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 10:06 pm)Losty Wrote: Never saw the movie don't get the joke Sad



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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 10:25 pm
So that's where that quote comes from. "English, mother******! Do you speak it!?"
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 10:27 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 10:25 pm)Chad32 Wrote: So that's where that quote comes from. "English, mother******! Do you speak it!?"

Exactly.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 11:13 pm
Penis.
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