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Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 5, 2014 at 8:37 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 8:45 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(April 5, 2014 at 4:19 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Tiger

a vagina

I'm jealous!
The first murder (Cain killed Abel) was motivated by jealousy. I'm so jealous of u ladies. I'll never ever know what it's like to tickle my own clit or menstruate. Angry

I do play with my own tits from time to time :p

Im in desperate need of a boob job however!
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 5, 2014 at 8:46 pm
(April 5, 2014 at 8:37 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(April 5, 2014 at 4:19 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Tiger

a vagina

I'm jealous!
The first murder (Cain killed Abel) was motivated by jealousy. I'm so jealous of u ladies. I'll never ever know what it's like to tickle my own clit or menstruate. Angry

I do play with my own tits from time to time :p

Im in desperate need of a boob job however!
With the combination of estrogen and some vitamin supplements you can have natural B cups... very feminine ones. One of my exes (born male) did. They were glorious tits!
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 5, 2014 at 8:50 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 8:53 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
What vitamins can I take to get a Vagina?
(April 5, 2014 at 6:08 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 7:12 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: what do you have between your legs?

Well, I don't want to be too blunt so I'll just answer with a picture and you can determine the rest.


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Gosh damn that was brilliant! ROFLOL

Cinjin, i'm not even slightly homosexual but I want to kiss, and pet, and flog, and ride your horsecock! Dead Horse

Can that be arranged?
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 6, 2014 at 5:33 am
Sometimes I have 30 or 40 pussies at once.

(My wife runs a boarding cattery)
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 8, 2014 at 9:52 am
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 8, 2014 at 9:59 am
(April 6, 2014 at 5:33 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sometimes I have 30 or 40 pussies at once.

(My wife runs a boarding cattery)

What is a boarding cattery??
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 8, 2014 at 12:05 pm
(April 8, 2014 at 9:59 am)Losty Wrote:
(April 6, 2014 at 5:33 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sometimes I have 30 or 40 pussies at once.

(My wife runs a boarding cattery)

What is a boarding cattery??

Its like a cat hotel, people leave their cats with us when they go on holiday
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 8, 2014 at 12:13 pm
(April 8, 2014 at 12:05 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(April 8, 2014 at 9:59 am)Losty Wrote: What is a boarding cattery??

Its like a cat hotel, people leave their cats with us when they go on holiday

Ooh ok. Hmmm. I'm very nervous around cats. Living in a boarding cattery would be a nightmare for me.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 8, 2014 at 12:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 8, 2014 at 12:42 pm by Tonus.)
(April 3, 2014 at 7:39 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: People around me see it and think I'm the kind of person who casually looks at cock pics in public.
How the fuck does someone determine that???

Oh, wait, it's when they see the image on the phone. I thought you meant that people see you and figure you for the type. I must be sleepier than I thought.
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RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 8, 2014 at 1:25 pm
If I had a Vagina my initial thought is that I'd name her Saint Gertrude.

I named my Penis Pope Francis Big Grin
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