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Solemn Oath
ManofGOD Offline
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Solemn Oath
October 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I do solemnly swear by The Flying Spaggetti and the holy TGD that I am not He who commeth with the wrath of GOD. By the powers invested in me by his holy noodleyness, I declare that GOD hath no dominion over the earth, and thus will it remain until Man evolves into god.
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 29, 2008 at 1:52 pm
(October 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm)ManofGOD Wrote: I do solemnly swear by The Flying Spaggetti and the holy TGD that I am not He who commeth with the wrath of GOD. By the powers invested in me by his holy noodleyness, I declare that GOD hath no dominion over the earth, and thus will it remain until Man evolves into god.

Were you an atheist the whole time but want to have a bit of fun?

Your one of us aren't you?Big Grin
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Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 29, 2008 at 2:08 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2008 at 2:16 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(October 29, 2008 at 1:52 pm)Ace Wrote:
(October 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm)ManofGOD Wrote: I do solemnly swear by The Flying Spaggetti and the holy TGD that I am not He who commeth with the wrath of GOD. By the powers invested in me by his holy noodleyness, I declare that GOD hath no dominion over the earth, and thus will it remain until Man evolves into god.

Were you an atheist the whole time but want to have a bit of fun?

Your one of us aren't you?Big Grin
Certainly seems like it, and if thats the case...how many times did I say I suspected this lol? And I heard others mention that he must be an atheist tooTongue, he seems either a joker or a prankster.
P.S: ManofGod, you say you support the five major religions, would you describe the true five major of religions (most of the rest don't even count as religions MUAHAH)....
as these 5 (as the 5 most truly major religions): Pastafarianism, InvisiblePinkUnicornism, Russel's teapotism, Jediism and perhaps, just perhaps, my own favourite (and TRUE religion)...:
ManBearPigism. Parker and Stone are prophets(!) lol! :p
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 29, 2008 at 6:05 pm
(October 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm)ManofGOD Wrote: I do solemnly swear by The Flying Spaggetti and the holy TGD that I am not He who commeth with the wrath of GOD. By the powers invested in me by his holy noodleyness, I declare that GOD hath no dominion over the earth, and thus will it remain until Man evolves into god.

*scratches head in confusion*
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I really hope he's a Poe...he had me completely fooled.
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 29, 2008 at 6:54 pm
It's a double bluff!!!
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 29, 2008 at 8:54 pm
(October 29, 2008 at 6:54 pm)Darwinian Wrote: It's a double bluff!!!
Lol are you sure?
How do you know? :p
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 30, 2008 at 4:29 am
The only thing I know is that I don't know anything Wink
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 30, 2008 at 5:44 am
(October 30, 2008 at 4:29 am)Darwinian Wrote: The only thing I know is that I don't know anything Wink

Upon reflection, I feel I must apologize for the above mockery which confused people here. I would like to withdraw it if possible.

I had simply become tired of the rampant atheism present here.
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RE: Solemn Oath
October 30, 2008 at 6:01 am
On an Atheist forum, how weird is that? Smile
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