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Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
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Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
Especialy for those few who were born on the celestial solace equanox, who stride to make their presence into the world a little bit more meaningful. The time is roughly between December 21 to the first of January.

Unlike Jesus who was born. I think it was September 18. That is months away from December 25 The celestial solace equanox. Those of us who were legitimatley born on the celestial solace are a little bit piss about their cult idol Jesus who had absolutley no significance about his birth and fraud his birthday to recieve recognition on the solace.

If you were born on this occassion you might want to back track your life history to see how you may have been dampen, and extorted by their Jesus King of NUTS. Their may have also been gifts of gratuity coming to you that church cult member have swipe from you and left you brain dead to them.

Church culties are on a different brain wave possibly a spider or a toad. They look at the idea of a virgin this way. Some giecko lizzard out in the desert comes into town. It has self cloned it self with out sex. This makes sense to them as the replicate humans with a sleeve fart bag of a human apperance, below a reptilian.

So a nice thing to do over the holiday is to correct everyone who says Merry christmass. Tell them Happy Celestial Equanox. and that Jesus was not born on December 25, it is decitment, fraud, perjury, infringement.
And if the very base of your religion is wrong or a lie then every thing added to it is going to be a lie also.

Imagine this young mothers competing for the first baby on January first to win the free diappers. Here comes some fagot retard born in September and says he was born on the firts and won it. Obviously Jesus needed a life time supply of diappers because at his end on a cross some time in his 30's he is displayed weraing shity diappers. some fagot fantasy of religion.

This is also by the way criminal. Identity theft, misrepresentation to cult the public. If any of us were to go in and change our drivers license ID 3 months they would file criminal charges and you may do a year or two in prison.

so if anyone knows of a succesful athiest lawyer lets take it to court and get the fraudulent bastard of of the celebrated celistial solace equanox.
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#2
RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
And a happy Solstice to you too. I think doing as you described is a bit petty though.
Best regards,
Leo van Miert
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#3
RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
*YAWN!* Who gives a fuck?
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#4
RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
(December 23, 2009 at 7:42 pm)theVOID Wrote: *YAWN!* Who gives a fuck?

Play nice.
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RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
(December 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm)Inspectorcritic Wrote: Especialy for those few who were born on the celestial solace equanox, who stride to make their presence into the world a little bit more meaningful. The time is roughly between December 21 to the first of January.

Unlike Jesus who was born. I think it was September 18. That is months away from December 25 The celestial solace equanox. Those of us who were legitimatley born on the celestial solace are a little bit piss about their cult idol Jesus who had absolutley no significance about his birth and fraud his birthday to recieve recognition on the solace.

If you were born on this occassion you might want to back track your life history to see how you may have been dampen, and extorted by their Jesus King of NUTS. Their may have also been gifts of gratuity coming to you that church cult member have swipe from you and left you brain dead to them.

Church culties are on a different brain wave possibly a spider or a toad. They look at the idea of a virgin this way. Some giecko lizzard out in the desert comes into town. It has self cloned it self with out sex. This makes sense to them as the replicate humans with a sleeve fart bag of a human apperance, below a reptilian.

So a nice thing to do over the holiday is to correct everyone who says Merry christmass. Tell them Happy Celestial Equanox. and that Jesus was not born on December 25, it is decitment, fraud, perjury, infringement.
And if the very base of your religion is wrong or a lie then every thing added to it is going to be a lie also.

Imagine this young mothers competing for the first baby on January first to win the free diappers. Here comes some fagot retard born in September and says he was born on the firts and won it. Obviously Jesus needed a life time supply of diappers because at his end on a cross some time in his 30's he is displayed weraing shity diappers. some fagot fantasy of religion.

This is also by the way criminal. Identity theft, misrepresentation to cult the public. If any of us were to go in and change our drivers license ID 3 months they would file criminal charges and you may do a year or two in prison.

so if anyone knows of a succesful athiest lawyer lets take it to court and get the fraudulent bastard of of the celebrated celistial solace equanox.

Umm, how many people do you think have a birthday in this period of timeExclamation. But Happy 'celistial solace equanox' anyway......Smile
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RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
; Ib.me.ub umm, how many people do you think have a birthday in this period of time. But Happy 'celistial solace equanox' anyway......

Will probably not too many. But it is a infringement to all to have them criminaly change their Jesus christ giecko lizard clone day to the equanox. Possibly embezzling gifts we don't know of due to the masses which they imply to imprint society with.

For those few that were born on the equanox, it may be possible to sue businesses for false representation, infliction of emotional distress, so on so on....

Look for E&O insurance policies error and omissions. If there is a large input back in they will drop the fraudulent Christ infringement and go back to the healthy Celestial Equanox. Inwhich we may have lost the significance due to cult conspiracy to claim credit to such a insignificant christ clone or birthday, which was change to December 25 months away from their creep NUT King.

Oh by the way happy celestial equanox. It sounds so much better. I have been saying it in public peoples eyes bulge open. Relieving them of the wieght of that stone off their brain they never were allowed to think the truth.
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RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
Quick tip about teh interwebs:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=spell+equanox

Thank you for your time! Now when you post bat-shit crazy stuff it will, at least, be spelled right!
Rhizo
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RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
So, I'm the only one who sang "Happy Birthday" to Jesus?
"On Earth as it is in Heaven, the Cosmic Roots of the Bible" available on the Amazon.
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#9
RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
I cant't quite tell if your're taking the piss or not Inspectorcritic.
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RE: Happy Celestial Solace Equanox
Poe's law might apply, but somehow I doubt it.
Best regards,
Leo van Miert
Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
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