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Squirrels are sneaky
#1
Squirrels are sneaky
I had a funny conversation with my ex-gf and i thought i would share cause it was pretty funny Tongue

ME: I saw such a small dog on a leash today, it was a size of a squirrel.
X: Maybe it was a squirrel?
ME: I don't think so, cause it was peeing like a dog.
X: Have you ever seen a peeing squirrel?
ME: That's a great argument Big Grin
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#2
RE: Squirrels are sneaky
Haha. Maybe it was!

We have so many squirrels around my estate. Occasionally they fight with magpies, and one day such a fight will last long enough for me to get my phone out to film it.
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#3
RE: Squirrels are sneaky
I love the silky sexy smooth sly manoeuvrings of a squirrel.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#4
RE: Squirrels are sneaky
(April 20, 2014 at 4:21 pm)tommynba Wrote: I had a funny conversation with my ex-gf and i thought i would share cause it was pretty funny Tongue

ME: I saw such a small dog on a leash today, it was a size of a squirrel.
X: Maybe it was a squirrel?
ME: I don't think so, cause it was peeing like a dog.
X: Have you ever seen a peeing squirrel?
ME: That's a great argument Big Grin

ROFLOL

Dude, she was a keeper!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#5
RE: Squirrels are sneaky
Squirrels are always funny. Actually there are three things that are always funny: squirrels, midgets, and a guy getting kicked/hit in the crotch. Theoretically, the funniest thing you could ever see would be a squirrel kicking a midget in the crotch, but to my knowledge this hasn't been attempted yet.
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#6
RE: Squirrels are sneaky
And goats. Goats are always hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg
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#7
RE: Squirrels are sneaky
Squirrels are religious, they like nuts!!
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#8
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(April 22, 2014 at 4:11 pm)Raeven Wrote: And goats. Goats are always hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg

Oh my god. That had me in stitches!
I think some wee came out.
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#9
RE: Squirrels are sneaky
I despise squirrels. Nowt but bushy-tailed tree rats.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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