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Elisha and the she-bears

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Elisha and the she-bears
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Elisha and the she-bears
December 28, 2009 at 5:07 pm
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RE: Elisha and the she-bears
December 28, 2009 at 5:50 pm
That was a mighty smiting there alright. One question still bothers me though. Was it the literal or the metaphorical version? It seems pretty literal to me, but with that rather deep emancipation shit on part of the she-bears it could hold some advanced concept of women's rights from the 20th century too. Anyway, super cool stuff ready to show in all schools in the US. Cause children have the right to learn about alternative theories of being nice to each other. I say, question everything.
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RE: Elisha and the she-bears
December 29, 2009 at 12:50 am
How many youths were mauled by she-bears when Elisha called upon god? ahhh 42, it makes so. much.. sense...

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RE: Elisha and the she-bears
December 29, 2009 at 4:21 am (This post was last modified: December 29, 2009 at 11:50 am by Ashes1995.)
yeah, like "god" would come down and help someone for being called bald once. i have been abused by nearly everybody all my life and where was he then! what a load of bullshit

but seriously, its hilarious that some people believe this! ROFLOL good findClap
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RE: Elisha and the she-bears
December 29, 2009 at 6:51 am
ROFLOL

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