Krispy Kreme

[BrokenQuill92]

Krispy Kreme, while fantastic, doesn't hold a candle to the old mom & pops that have been around forever. In TN, there is a place called Shipley's that has the best glazed donuts I have ever had. I am pretty sure they lace the glaze with crack. I have to get rid of all the evidence when I go there. I have some body dysmorphia issues, and m'lady tells me I look fat when she finds out I go there, which sets that off.

I've been there! The apple fritters almost made me religious!

[Cato]

I recall when I lived in San Antonio, circa 2002/03, that the grand opening of a Krispy Kreme made a splash on the local news. I remember that people traveled from out of town to participate. I can't find an article, but while searching ran across the Krispy Kreme Grand Opening page on their website. People actually camp out for this.

Be the first in line to get your sweet reward. Take the memory of the opening of our new store home and be part of our history in the making. Here are a few things to help you prepare for the day.

http://www.krispykreme.com/about-us/new-store-openings

There are links to rules, midnight opening rules, and a waiver and release of liability form. Out of control.

[SteelCurtain]

The general rule of thumb that any true Krispy Kreme patron knows is that three donuts in 5 minutes will cause your carotid to spontaneously tie in a bowline knot.

[sven]

Yay, nay, or else?

I do not eat your false carbs, combined with fat. Tomorrow I will go into battle, as my father Oden has taught me.