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The last person to post wins !
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Yeah.
(August 26, 2018 at 8:22 am)Losty Wrote:(August 26, 2018 at 7:01 am)Lucanus Wrote: I won't be there because I'll be to busy reveling in my victory. One of the inevitable kind ![]()
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
"Know when you're defeated, accept your defecation!"
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Never, it's still raining
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You mean my victory!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
If you guys let me win at this post, I will show a pic of my abs!
(August 26, 2018 at 1:47 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: If you guys let me win at this post, I will show a pic of my abs! Is that a euphemism? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I win without threatening to show my nips (although I could be persuaded)
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