Sorry, Jericho. Your walls came a tumbling down . . .
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Not again….please no.
I think Jer's ok.
Oh, wait. Maybs not.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Jericho prepared once more to storm the thread, intending to use his almighty Blade of Woe to inflict mortal damage upon c172. However, right as he reached the top of the thread, Jericho noticed that c172 was nowhere to be found. Slightly disappointed, Jericho sheathed his sword and awaited the next challenger.
Warning, I have scalpels.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Jericho watched Beccs approach the top of the thread, and just let it occur. It was then that he unsheathed his Blade of Woe and sprung into action, sprinting towards her. Just as he reached Beccs, she pulled out two scalpels and adopted a look of murderous intent. Jericho knew that this would be a difficult battle, so he slowed his approach and waited for her next move.
And then was ambushed again by Vorlon. Jericho was screaming, "NO! Not the thumb jab to my prostate!!" but it was too late as he spermed his tighty whiteys yet again.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Approaching the top of the thread once again, Jericho saw Vorlon sitting on a throne made of bones…with a smug look upon his face. Jericho's hand wavered over the hilt of his blade…but he did not grab it. Instead, he pulled a large purple dildo from his pocket for reasons unknown. He then rushed Vorlon, slammed the dildo down his throat, and threw him off the thread.
Jericho was triumphant once more…or was he?
Abruptly, Jericho found himself side saddle in Vorlons tower of power . . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 RE: The last person to post wins !
April 29, 2015 at 1:28 am
(This post was last modified: April 29, 2015 at 1:29 am by Exian.)
Exian entered the scene from stage left doing a silly dance, and instantly injuring his knee and pride. Kneeling to recover, he soon realized his shallow vocabulary, abysmal writing skills, and lack of creativity made it impossible for him to describe anything any farther.
But then, at the eleventh hour, Exian remembers plagiarism. Of course! It was then that he unsheathed his Blade of Woe and sprung into action.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue |
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