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FROM APR NEWS IN QUINDARO, I'M ALAN PLACE.
THIS YEAR'S ALREADY SHORT GIFT-BUYING SEASON CAME TO AN EVEN QUICKER END AS THE GÄVLE GOAT IN FRONT OF QUINDARO HALL WAS DESTROYED BY FIRE. QUINDARO FIRE CHIEF GEORGE GREEN (FILE TAPE): "Despite the use of flame retardants on this year's Gävle Goat, ironically, the goat burned so quickly that, by the time our boys were on the scene, there was nothing left." SO FAR, NO SUSPECTS HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED. PFANGLE STORES ARE FACING BOTH PRAISE AND CRITICISM TODAY AS THEY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL BE HAVING A FIRE SALE STARTING TOMORROW. THE PFANGLE REGIONAL MANAGER TODAY NOTED THAT THERE ARE TECHNICALLY TWELVE GIFT-GIVING DAYS IN GÄVLE GOAT SEASON. THE EARLY BURNING OF THE GOAT HAS ALSO LEFT THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SCRAMBLING. METEOROLOGIST JIM EFFERSON: (FILE TAPE) "We were planning on having a gentle snowfall across the nation from December 24th through the 29th, with temperatures remaining low enough to keep the snow on the ground through mid-January. Now that the Gävle Goat is no more, we are working furiously with the weather goats to move up the snowfall, while also working with alanDOT to keep the roads and highways passable for travelers." THE ALANLAND UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL TEAM LOST IT'S FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON TO THE TEAM FROM AMAZONIA. THIS WAS ALSO THE FIRST GAME TO UTILIZE THE NEW STANDARDIZED SPORTS UNIFORMS DEVELOPED BY ALANLAND FOOTBALL COACH MARTIN McMARTY. McMARTY ELECTED TO EQUIP THE ALANLAND GOATS WITH ORANGE SHOES, WHILE THE AMAZONIA COACH WENT WITH FLORESCENT YELLOW-GREEN FOOTWEAR. AFTER THE GAME... ALANLAND UNIVERSITY QUARTERBACK ALAN DANIELS WAS REPORTEDLY SEEN BEHIND THE FOOTBALL FIELD WITH HIS COUNTERPART... AMAZON QB JENNY JACOBS. ON MONDAY, HE WAS SEEN AT ALANLAND UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL WITH "MINOR" INJURIES. THIS IS APR NEWS. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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