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Yoga Pants are the devil
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Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 12:47 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNB5j3xW...M73A0ZjYjQ

It's the old line about how people who dress provocatively deserve what they get. In my opinion I don't care if she's walking nude, it doesn't give someone justification to rape her. Dressing nice is often a way to attract attention, whether it's from the same sex or from the opposite sex, and that's ok by me. People should also show restraint because presumably they are civilized people living in a civilized area. I wonder how many times people in nudist colonies get raped by other nudists.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 1:25 pm
If yoga pants are the devil, I'm a satanist.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 1:31 pm
Am I supposed to laugh?
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 1:32 pm
He's totally asking for it. Naughty

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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm
I love yoga pants. They're so comfortable. Soft and stretchy. The only thing that beats tshirt and yoga pants is a sweat shirt and panties.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 1:51 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2014 at 2:07 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Here I was expecting it to be some Islamic asshole spouting off with the bronze age sexism.

Instead, it's a Christian asshole.

Silly me.

As for myself, I never saw lululemon's see-through yoga pants as having a flaw. I always thought the transparency was a feature! Devilish indeed.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 2:09 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2014 at 2:10 pm by Faith No More.)
I will use video this as exhibit A to defend why I am a misanthrope.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 2:14 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm)Losty Wrote: I love yoga pants.
Yeah, but apparently they're evil. So I'll have to ask you to take them off.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 4:05 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 1:51 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Here I was expecting it to be some Islamic asshole spouting off with the bronze age sexism.

Instead, it's a Christian asshole.

Silly me.

As for myself, I never saw lululemon's see-through yoga pants as having a flaw. I always thought the transparency was a feature! Devilish indeed.

Kind of scary how similar they can be sometimes, isn't it?
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 4:07 pm
I agree with Losty. Yoga pants are extremely comfortable.

I suspect someday we will be seeing the Dean Saxon appearing in the news charged with rape and blaming the victim.

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