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RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 6:00 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm)Lek Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 5:55 pm)Beccs Wrote: The transgendered deity.

Tiger

Better than that. He's three persons in one God.

So, not only transgendered but a three way orgy deity.

Must be a hit at carnival!

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#12
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May 15, 2014 at 6:01 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm)Lek Wrote: Better than that. He's three persons in one God.

God = male
Jesus = male
Holy Spirit = genderless

Where's the female? Where's the mommy?
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#13
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May 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 6:00 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm)Lek Wrote: Better than that. He's three persons in one God.

So, not only transgendered but a three way orgy deity.

Must be a hit at carnival!

ROFLOL

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#14
RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 6:08 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Lek Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 6:00 pm)Beccs Wrote: So, not only transgendered but a three way orgy deity.

Must be a hit at carnival!

ROFLOL

Your mind is always in the gutter. Isn't it?

No. I'm just not screwed up over sexual things as many of the religious are and can joke about it.
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RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 6:09 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Lek Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 6:00 pm)Beccs Wrote: So, not only transgendered but a three way orgy deity.

Must be a hit at carnival!

ROFLOL

Your mind is always in the gutter. Isn't it?

BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD

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#16
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May 15, 2014 at 6:15 pm
Words you thought you'd never hear yourself say:

"I like her beard."
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#17
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May 15, 2014 at 6:17 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 6:09 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Lek Wrote: Your mind is always in the gutter. Isn't it?

BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD

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#18
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May 15, 2014 at 6:46 pm
Looks like a drag queen review.
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#19
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May 15, 2014 at 6:52 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 6:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Looks like a drag queen review.

The funny thing is that this is a response from a Russian guy to comments made by the Christian Orthodox Church in Russia over the guy who won the Eurovision song contest
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May 15, 2014 at 8:47 pm
You guys are really not very observant are you, God gave each of us a physical mom to hold and nurture us, some people act so silly.

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