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Umm...
#1
Umm...
"God" is often said to be a "father" to us. He's "our father". Over and over you hear this.

So who's "our mother" then?! Or is Christianity a single parent household?
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#2
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(May 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: "God" is often said to be a "father" to us. He's "our father". Over and over you hear this.

So who's "our mother" then?! Or is Christianity a single parent household?

A single parent household with an abusive parent.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#3
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No wonder Christians are so messed up. They get their morals from a divine broken home.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#4
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He's the ultimate angry alpha male that you find in most primate societies.
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#5
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The holey spirit duh. It's the one with the love hole.
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#6
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(May 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: "God" is often said to be a "father" to us. He's "our father". Over and over you hear this.

So who's "our mother" then?! Or is Christianity a single parent household?

He's both.
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(May 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Lek Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: "God" is often said to be a "father" to us. He's "our father". Over and over you hear this.

So who's "our mother" then?! Or is Christianity a single parent household?

He's both.

The transgendered deity.

Tiger
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
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(May 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Lek Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: "God" is often said to be a "father" to us. He's "our father". Over and over you hear this.

So who's "our mother" then?! Or is Christianity a single parent household?

He's both.

So, a shemale?

God's making me feel funny.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#9
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(May 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Lek Wrote: He's both.

So, a shemale?

God's making me feel funny.

Should see him/her in heels and a slinky black dress . . . .
Dying to live, living to die.
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#10
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(May 15, 2014 at 5:55 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Lek Wrote: He's both.

The transgendered deity.

Tiger

Better than that. He's three persons in one God.
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