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Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm
"God" is often said to be a "father" to us. He's "our father". Over and over you hear this.
So who's "our mother" then?! Or is Christianity a single parent household?
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RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: "God" is often said to be a "father" to us. He's "our father". Over and over you hear this.
So who's "our mother" then?! Or is Christianity a single parent household?
A single parent household with an abusive parent.
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RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 5:28 pm
No wonder Christians are so messed up. They get their morals from a divine broken home.
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RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 5:48 pm
He's the ultimate angry alpha male that you find in most primate societies.
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RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 5:50 pm
The holey spirit duh. It's the one with the love hole.
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RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 5:55 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Lek Wrote: (May 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: "God" is often said to be a "father" to us. He's "our father". Over and over you hear this.
So who's "our mother" then?! Or is Christianity a single parent household?
He's both.
The transgendered deity.
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RE: Umm...
May 15, 2014 at 5:57 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: (May 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Lek Wrote: He's both.
So, a shemale?
God's making me feel funny.
Should see him/her in heels and a slinky black dress . . . .
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