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SteelCurtain Offline
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May 29, 2014 at 1:35 pm
So the son of Jamie Coots, the guy who died from snake handlin' in the name of Jaysus in February, is stepping into his father's coffin.

Cody Coots, (already missing his middle finger, I'd guess from a profound lack of faith) is right behind pappy.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014...t=1&f=1001

All this from those added verses in Mark.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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May 29, 2014 at 2:26 pm
Natural Selection at work Smile
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May 29, 2014 at 2:30 pm
(May 29, 2014 at 2:26 pm)ThePinsir Wrote: Natural Selection at work Smile

Unfortunately these fuckers tend to breed young before natural selection has a chance to remove them from the gene pool.
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May 29, 2014 at 6:49 pm
My irony meter would skyrocket if he won a darwin award. I hope he doesn't have children.

(Note: these are the same people who say it's wrong for homosexual couples to adopt children.)
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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June 3, 2014 at 3:31 am (This post was last modified: June 3, 2014 at 3:59 am by OhWord.)
(May 29, 2014 at 1:35 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: So the son of Jamie Coots, the guy who died from snake handlin' in the name of Jaysus in February, is stepping into his father's coffin.

Cody Coots, (already missing his middle finger, I'd guess from a profound lack of faith) is right behind pappy.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014...t=1&f=1001

All this from those added verses in Mark.

Strong Darwin award candidate.
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June 3, 2014 at 3:36 am
Lol I would say his mother must be so proud, but she probably actually is Facepalm
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