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I am a atheist but...
June 4, 2014 at 7:07 pm
I am a atheist, but I know a God exsists and that it is the Christian god of course! You see I didn't become a atheist due to a lack of belief in god no, no. You see I just took a good look at my life and decided sin is a better fit for me as a person.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: I am a atheist but...
June 4, 2014 at 7:18 pm
Don't see anyone arguing with that one........
Is that your statement of faith?
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RE: I am a atheist but...
June 4, 2014 at 7:22 pm
(June 4, 2014 at 7:18 pm)professor Wrote: Don't see anyone arguing with that one........
Is that your statement of faith?
Not likely.
It's something many theists - Christians in particular - love to claim about atheists.
Just more bullshit.
I usually counter by stating that those Christians aren't really Christians, they're just Pagans who claim to be Christians so they can sin the way Christians do and not be answerable to various pagan deities.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: I am a atheist but...
June 4, 2014 at 7:54 pm
(June 4, 2014 at 7:07 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I am a atheist, but I know a God exsists and that it is the Christian god of course! You see I didn't become a atheist due to a lack of belief in god no, no. You see I just took a good look at my life and decided sin is a better fit for me as a person.
You just proved Sye Ten Bruggencate right.
Fuck you.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: I am a atheist but...
June 4, 2014 at 8:00 pm
I just love living in unrepentant sin.
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RE: I am a atheist but...
June 4, 2014 at 8:14 pm
I believe in god and all, but I just decided being a slut was a better fit for me than Christianity.
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RE: I am a atheist but...
June 4, 2014 at 8:24 pm
All I want to say is I fucking love you people. Not only do you get the joke but you take it up a notch.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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