I've Decided

[rexbeccarox]

I'm sorry.
I can't shake these doubts I must leave this place before reason destroys my faith.

If my Lord wishes that I return he will give me the renewed strength.

(my bold)

Do you truly think that faith is greater than reason? If so, you really should leave. An atheist forum isn't going to foster that idea for you.

[Bob Kelso]

[LastPoet]

This really feels like a poe

[Eye of God]

This really feels like a poe

After much prayer and soul searching I have again realized the awesome power of the almighty God Jehovah! I return with renewed strength and most importantly, the full righteous impenetrable armour of Jesus Christ!

Admittedly the devil used your logic and reason to foil me and cause me to doubt my faith, but this time I am a soldier of Christ and invincible against any attack!

Question though,
Why do u guys keep posting the little green guy shaking his fist at me?
Is he supposed to be an angry alien or sickly or something?

[Bob Kelso]

Question though,
Why do u guys keep posting the little green guy shaking his fist at me?
Is he supposed to be an angry alien or sickly or something?

Well, my dear Poe, it's like this;



Only in smiley form. Not that you didn't already know that, but I just can't pass up a chance to post that gif.

[Eye of God]

Odd. If it's masturbation, what does that have to do with anything and why is he green?

[Whateverist]

Your first misstep is to think that we haven't considered what's in the Bible, or haven't heard your death cult's threats before.

Your second misstep was to make a claim about the "darkness" and "pointlessness" of our lives, as if you know a fucking single thing about any of us.

Your (hopefully) last misstep was to actually think we give a shit about judging your sky daddy. We judge you. We judge you for your arrogance, for your haughty ego-driven need to "save" us, we judge you for the very idea that we need to be saved, and that it's up to you to decide that. We judge you for your admitted intellectual dishonesty, in giving up on critical thinking if it might upset your reality. Think about that: if an accurate appraisal of reality leads to something you don't want, you shut it down. That is disgusting to me, and a lot of us here. We judge YOU for those things, not Jesus. We couldn't give a shit less about Jesus.

^This! Never heard it put better.

The only thing I'd say in his defense is he was acting under the influence of the Kool-aid he has drunk. 'Sin' means nothing to me but I do distinguish between clear-eyed, first degree, contemptible behavior and the same committed in a diminished state. I'm not so naive as to believe this thread isn't again motivated by his desire to please his lord rather than by any desire to treat his fellow human beings with decency and respect. He admits as much. Ironic isn't it? That those who are always so quick to congratulate themselves for their superior objective morality are the same ones who are shown again and again to be motivated by a servile desire to ingratiate themselves to a higher power no matter who they have to throw under the bus.

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Upon further consideration after reading on in the thread, I agree with Poet. Poe.

[bennyboy]

This really feels like a poe

After much prayer and soul searching I have again realized the awesome power of the almighty God Jehovah! I return with renewed strength and most importantly, the full righteous impenetrable armour of Jesus Christ!

Admittedly the devil used your logic and reason to foil me and cause me to doubt my faith, but this time I am a soldier of Christ and invincible against any attack!

Question though,
Why do u guys keep posting the little green guy shaking his fist at me?
Is he supposed to be an angry alien or sickly or something?

lol @ poe

[Losty]

[Cato]

Eye Of God,

The fact that I'll be in charge of hell when you arrive should cause infintiely greater concern than a disappointed Jesus.