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Cloning H.Erectus
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Cloning H.Erectus
Why is it taking so long to scrape up some DNA and clone us up a Neanderthal or even better a H.Erectus or H.Ergaster?
We need someone to breed with Miley Cyrus Cool Shades
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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RE: Cloning H.Erectus
(June 16, 2014 at 7:22 am)vodkafan Wrote: We need someone to breed with Miley Cyrus Cool Shades

We do?
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RE: Cloning H.Erectus
(June 16, 2014 at 7:22 am)vodkafan Wrote: Why is it taking so long to scrape up some DNA and clone us up a Neanderthal or even better a H.Erectus or H.Ergaster?
We need someone to breed with Miley Cyrus Cool Shades


Because Neanderthal, Erectus and Ergaster DNA are afraid of Miley Cyrus.
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RE: Cloning H.Erectus
(June 16, 2014 at 10:56 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:
(June 16, 2014 at 7:22 am)vodkafan Wrote: We need someone to breed with Miley Cyrus Cool Shades

We do?

If the need is that great I volunteer....I'm sure my wife wont mind.



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#5
RE: Cloning H.Erectus
DNA deteriorates over time.
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RE: Cloning H.Erectus
Don't we have enough Germans ???




(I'm German, so I can make the joke)
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RE: Cloning H.Erectus
(June 16, 2014 at 12:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: DNA deteriorates over time.


Christain DNA must be very old then.

(June 16, 2014 at 12:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Don't we have enough Germans ???




(I'm German, so I can make the joke)


We do. It's not that the Germans have gotten better. It's the rest of the world have gotten worse, so Germans have, contrary to expectation, become by comparison the paragon of thoughfulness, moderation and restraint.
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RE: Cloning H.Erectus
(June 16, 2014 at 10:56 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:
(June 16, 2014 at 7:22 am)vodkafan Wrote: We need someone to breed with Miley Cyrus Cool Shades

We do?

We don't. Of course, Billy Ray should have been prevented from breeding in the first place. He and his mullet should have been driven into the wilderness and left to die of exposure three fucking minutes after Achy Breaky Heart reared its ugly head.

Will we never learn?
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RE: Cloning H.Erectus
I voted 'GAY' in the Billy Ray Cyrus election, I still regret being wrong.

All would be forgiven, Billy, come run away with me to Manitoba !!!
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RE: Cloning H.Erectus
(June 16, 2014 at 7:22 am)vodkafan Wrote: Why is it taking so long to scrape up some DNA and clone us up a Neanderthal or even better a H.Erectus or H.Ergaster?

We have enough idiots as it is.
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-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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