Rick Santorum - Dumbass Par Excellence

[Minimalist]

The republicunt base wants their candidates stupid. Like them.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'm thinking of a law set requiring the following:

all kids get to know who their parents are

any parent not knowing (except in rape or medical accident) ID of other parent gets prosecuted, or deliberately mis identifying a parent gets prosecuted

all aid to children till they are 18 will be distributed to both bio-parents

any parent not contributing to the care of their offspring get to sit in jail till said offspring is 18, and no concurrency in sentencing for multiple kids

any parent birthing or fathering a subsequent child with a different parent, without a permit, pays a big fine and/or goes to jail

said permits only granted in cases of abuse, addiction or adultery, and all abuse and adultery cases are adjudicated, addicts get a TBD number of shots at rehab, probably 2, but I have days when the number might be 1

I really, seriously, sincerely hope you intended this as sarcasm.

Boru