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RE: #Ammosexuals
July 10, 2014 at 1:56 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2014 at 1:57 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
Isn't it obvious? The rifle is for when Obama comes to take his gun from his cold dead hands. When the revolution comes and the militias rise the government will have highly trained troops, attack helicopters, drones, chemical and nuclear weapons, bombers, artillery, tanks, infrastructure, c&c systems, satellites and all the rest. The militias made up of plumbers and such are never going to beat the best equipped military machine the world has ever seen if all they have is pistols!
With rifles on the other hand it should be about even.
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
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RE: #Ammosexuals
July 10, 2014 at 2:06 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 1:56 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: With rifles on the other hand it should be about even. I'm that guy who brings a knife to a gun fight. But then again, I always carry more than one 
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RE: #Ammosexuals
July 10, 2014 at 2:09 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 12:58 pm)ShaMan Wrote: A few weeks back, I saw a guy at a local restaurant with a semi-automatic rifle. I couldn't help but remark to the guy, and i said... "Don't you think that's a bit much?"
Then, the guy gets aggressive, walking two steps closer to me and says... "What did you say?" to which I replied... "I was commenting on the idea that a rifle in a restaurant was a bit much, and that a pistol might be less of a spectacle."
He got all butthurt and told me to shut my mouth. I told him I had just as much right to speak my opinion as he had to carry the rifle, but unlike his constitutional expression, mine showed restraint.
He was visibly shook-up by his own hypocrisy.
Maybe he has a teenie weenie and was trying to make up for it. After all, isn't the rule that the size of one's open-carry rifle is inversely proportional to the size of one's dick? 
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RE: #Ammosexuals
July 10, 2014 at 2:11 pm
Bringing the thread full circle; America's gays will heroically weaken the moral fibre of any invading army, either foreign or domestic, with public displays of affection !!!
And while the occupiers are vomiting, the local patriots can pick them off with knives, slings, bows, arrows, boiling tar, syphilis, etc.
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July 10, 2014 at 2:27 pm
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July 10, 2014 at 2:30 pm
I don't discriminate against men with small wieners.
It's the size of the fight in the man . . . .
The little ones always got sumthin' to prove!
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RE: #Ammosexuals
July 10, 2014 at 3:06 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 2:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Bringing the thread full circle; America's gays will heroically weaken the moral fibre of any invading army, either foreign or domestic, with public displays of affection !!!
And while the occupiers are vomiting, the local patriots can pick them off with knives, slings, bows, arrows, boiling tar, syphilis, etc.
Now that's a war film I'd pay good money to see!
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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