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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 7:39 pm
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(July 22, 2014 at 6:53 pm)Beccs Wrote: Ahhh, but there are degrees of insanity.
From what I've read you seem to be a 12 on a scale of 1-10.
I'm more of a 9 on a scale to 11.
In degrees, that would be over 9000.
(July 22, 2014 at 7:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Nah, you're not, luv. Insane people never grasp that they're insane.
Boru
Right, and I've heard that hallucinations are like... real, dawg.
(July 23, 2014 at 1:37 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I confess that although I was once barking mad, I'm now quite sane
You don't have the brain to be insane, which is why you're dreaming.
(July 23, 2014 at 5:22 pm)Losty Wrote: I like threads to be so thick with sexual tension that it's hard to breath without getting horny 
Yea, I love how this whole forum seems to be going sexy lately. And most of the time I didn't even start it hehe. 
What can I say? I'm just dead sexy.
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 7:53 pm
(July 24, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Godslayer Wrote: (July 23, 2014 at 7:08 pm)Beccs Wrote: Apparently they're comfortable.
Dunno, though. Hairy nips don't appeal.
How many smooth bodied Justin Biebers are there? because most men are at least somewhat or moderately hairy. That's cool that you have your opinion but what would you ladies have us do... electrolysis... waxing... :X
I've helped guys wax and shave.
Though I admit there are some I'd like to help shave with a chainsaw . . .
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 7:53 pm
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(July 23, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Beccs Wrote: I'll get there.
Recently had to block someone on FB because they saw one of my modelling pics and assumed, somehow, that was an excuse to send me a dick pic.
Moron.
Forward it to their mother.
...
I know I wood. 
(July 24, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Beccs Wrote: I've helped guys wax and shave.
Though I admit there are some I'd like to help shave with a chainsaw . . .
Just give them a little trim, starting with the nape of the neck.
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 7:56 pm
(July 23, 2014 at 6:16 pm)Losty Wrote: (July 23, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Beccs Wrote: I'll get there.
Recently had to block someone on FB because they saw one of my modelling pics and assumed, somehow, that was an excuse to send me a dick pic.
Moron.
Wtf. I'm still glad I don't have Facebook, but I wouldn't mind getting dick pics from my friends...
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 7:57 pm
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(July 23, 2014 at 6:16 pm)Losty Wrote: Wtf. I'm still glad I don't have Facebook, but I wouldn't mind getting dick pics from my friends...
You tell me where to find it, and I'll fester you up the merchandise. 
(July 23, 2014 at 6:21 pm)Losty Wrote: Please don't say vagina. I hate that word 
And it hates you too. 
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 8:46 pm
What about the word "sphincter"?
It has a nice "ring" to it wouldn't you say?
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 9:11 pm
The Cloistered Sphincter.
A trendy S/M tea room in The Village
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 9:56 pm
(July 24, 2014 at 9:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: The Cloistered Sphincter.
A trendy S/M tea room in The Village
hock:
Are their prices good or are they "tightarses"!
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 10:31 pm
I like tossing salad ![[Image: bleh.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-fc%2Fbleh.gif)
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RE: Confessions
July 24, 2014 at 10:37 pm
(July 24, 2014 at 10:31 pm)TheGulegon Wrote: I like tossing salad
He he, I might give it a try, the cloistered sphincter sounds finger lickin' good!
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